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HAHAHA! LOOK AT ALL THE SHORT PEOPLE IN FANDOM NOW!!
I'VE BEEN THINKING. PICKING UP TENNIS BALLS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. IF THERE'S NO ONE TO PUT THE BALLS BACK IN THE BASKETS, THEN SEIGAKU WILL HAVE TO BUY LOTS MORE BALLS. THOUSANDS AND MILLIONS. AND THE WHOLE COURT WILL BE COVERED IN TENNIS BALLS.
AND AFTER A WEEK THE TENNIS BALLS WOULD BE UP TO OUR KNEES. AND IT'D KEEP FILLING UP. AFTER A MONTH IT WOULD OVERFLOW AND BREAK THE FENSE AND COVER THE ENTIRE TOWN AND EVERYONE WOULD TRIP. BUT THE TENNIS BALLS WOULD KEEP COMING, BECAUSE SEIGAKU NEVER CANCELS TENNIS PRACTICE.
SOON ALL OF JAPAN WILL BE COVERED BY TENNIS BALLS. THEN THEY'D FILL UP THE OCEANS AND KILL ALL THE FISH AND RUIN THE ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM. AND PEOPLE WOULD DIE. THEN THE OCEANS WOULD OVERFLOW AND TENNIS BALLS WOULD COVER THE CONTINENTS. THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BECOME SO COVERED IN TENNIS BALLS THAT FROM SPACE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE A GIANT TENNIS BALL. ONLY THERE'S NO WAY ANYONE WOULD BE ALIVE TO NOTICE THAT.
SO BY PICKING UP BALLS, BASICALLY I AM SAVING ALL OF YOUR LIVES!!!!
I'VE BEEN THINKING. PICKING UP TENNIS BALLS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. IF THERE'S NO ONE TO PUT THE BALLS BACK IN THE BASKETS, THEN SEIGAKU WILL HAVE TO BUY LOTS MORE BALLS. THOUSANDS AND MILLIONS. AND THE WHOLE COURT WILL BE COVERED IN TENNIS BALLS.
AND AFTER A WEEK THE TENNIS BALLS WOULD BE UP TO OUR KNEES. AND IT'D KEEP FILLING UP. AFTER A MONTH IT WOULD OVERFLOW AND BREAK THE FENSE AND COVER THE ENTIRE TOWN AND EVERYONE WOULD TRIP. BUT THE TENNIS BALLS WOULD KEEP COMING, BECAUSE SEIGAKU NEVER CANCELS TENNIS PRACTICE.
SOON ALL OF JAPAN WILL BE COVERED BY TENNIS BALLS. THEN THEY'D FILL UP THE OCEANS AND KILL ALL THE FISH AND RUIN THE ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM. AND PEOPLE WOULD DIE. THEN THE OCEANS WOULD OVERFLOW AND TENNIS BALLS WOULD COVER THE CONTINENTS. THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BECOME SO COVERED IN TENNIS BALLS THAT FROM SPACE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE A GIANT TENNIS BALL. ONLY THERE'S NO WAY ANYONE WOULD BE ALIVE TO NOTICE THAT.
SO BY PICKING UP BALLS, BASICALLY I AM SAVING ALL OF YOUR LIVES!!!!