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TO GET MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE BACK, THE VIRGIN MARY MADE ME GO TO THIS MAXIMUM SECURITY JAIL CALLED SING-SING. THEY THOUGHT I WAS A PRISONER! AND I GOT SENT TO SOLIDARY CONFINEMENT FOR DAYS AND DAYS PROBABLY. AND THERE WAS A CANNIBAL AND ALL THESE MURDERERS. IT WASN'T VERY FUN AT ALL!!! BUT IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE AMERICAN JAIL SYSTEM, YOU CAN JUST ASK ME. I'VE BEEN THERE!

BUT I HAVE MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE AGAIN!!! I'M GOOD NOW. ANYONE UP FOR A GAME OF TENNIS?!