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[bragginghor]

SHE TOOK MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE!!!

HELP!!!!!

I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING I LEARNED IN THOSE TWO YEARS!!!!

WHAT WILL I DO?!?!?!

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE!!! NO ONE WILL LISTEN TO ME!!!

AND WORSE, NOW I CAN'T BECOME A REGULAR AND I CAN'T LEAD THE TEAM TO NATIONALS AND I CAN'T BECOME A PRO TENNIS PLAYER!!!

WHAT IS THE POINT IN

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[slobberymongrel]

...I know a bit of french.

......Whats in it for me?

[bragginghor]

((ooc: hmm...the picture's not showing up on the comment pages till I hit the reply button.))

I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR DOG!!!

YOU DO?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT 'MERDE' MEANS?!!?!

I'LL BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL!

[slobberymongrel]

[[ooc: Me too. Its like that for everyone with THIS particular lj layout- odd, eh??]]

ITS NOT MY DOG YOU BLOODY IDIOT ITS ME I CANT FIND HIM- ME- US- I CANT FIND HIM ANYWHERE COULD YOU JUST KEEP A BLOODY EYE OUT?

Merde means shite, mate. Like, crap. Fecal matter.

Does this mean you owe me for the rest of your life? I think it does.

[bragginghor]

HOW CAN YOU LOSE YOURSELF?!?! THAT'S STRANGE!!! I'M SORRY!!!!

IT DOES?! REALLY?! I DON'T GET WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH FRENCH PERFUMES!!!

NO I DON'T!! I ALREADY WROTE YOU A BEAUTIFUL FIC. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT.

[slobberymongrel]

I DONT KNOW BUT IM NOT ANYWHERE AROUND HERE. HE'S PROLLY COLD AND LONELY AND GODDAMMIT, DOGS ARE PACK ANIMALS, HE NEEDS COMPANY!!

..A smelly frenchman?? Or woman? I dont KNOW, I cant think at a time like this!!

That was for spreading horrible lies that I was a murderer- very rude, you know. You owe me for the translation. French is a dead language, you know, Im probably one of the few people on earth that still speak it.

[bragginghor]

I HOPE YOU FIND YOURSELF THEN.

IT'S OKAY, FUJI-SENPAI KNEW FRENCH AND HE FIGURED IT OUT FOR ME. SO YOU REALLY DIDN'T HELP AT ALL.

[prongsykins]

Sirius...you do not know any French.

And WTF happened to Padfoot????

[slobberymongrel]

I know the swears. And how to ask for sexual favors. I think that qualifies.

JHNJFKHJ I DONT KNOW, PRONGS, HE GOT FUCKING DOGNAPPED AND IM PITCHING A FUCKING FREAKER AND I WAS NEVER GOOD AT BLOODY ARITHMANCY AND COULD YOU COME OVER AND PLEASE SCRATCH MY BELLY??

[prongsykins]

Well, in this case I guess it was enough.

WHAT? THAT MAKES NO SENSE, HOW CAN YOU LOSE PADFOOT? ...I'M NOT IN DANGER OF LOSING PRONGS AM I? THAT'S NOT OKAY, SIRIUS...WE HAVE TO GET HIM BACK! I'M ON MY WAY OVER...ALTHOUGH IF YOU CAN'T TURN INTO PADFOOT, BELLYRUBS MIGHT BE A LITTLE WEIRD.

[slobberymongrel]

I AM YOUR BLOODY BEST FRIEND ALMOST YOUR BROTHER AND YOU WILL DAMN WELL GIVE ME BELLYRUBS, WEIRDNESS OR NOT.

Oh, fuck!! Have you tried?!? QUICK, go Prongs but dont trample anything Im unless you really want to I cant believe Padfoot's missing AHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH

[prongsykins]

ALKSD FLEKJAHWE OIFASLKGHJAOI JULWAEKFJASDF !@^%!#

Okay, so typing with antlers doesn't work very well. But yes, I can still Prongsify. And...er...I think I accidentally trampled that snowglobe thing...

[slobberymongrel]

Eehehehehee I wish I could've seen that- OKAY WHAT THE FUCK MATE WHY ARENT YOU HERE, WORRY ABOUT THE BLOODY BRICKABRACK LATER I AM IN DISTRESS, DAMMIT

[[ooc: kjfjgjg I was going to suggest doing that omgsoulmates]]

[prongsykins]

BUT NOW IT'S BROKEN...WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? ...HEY, IT DIDN'T KILL ME...WHAT NOW?

OKAY OKAY I'M COMING OVER.

[[ooc: zomg Autumnal Romance, FTW! ]]