Smurfs
The other day, while visiting my grandma, I had time to reflect a few things about the smurfs (yeah, my grandma watches the smurfs) that, when younger, had never really realized:
-They are not, by any means, the brightest folk on their forest.
-Like the LOST crew, they are really a lot, but we just kow the names of a bunch.
-Like STARK TRECK crew, they always bring a secondary along in the outer missions (although smurfs didn't die). That's how one can know there was a Sheepperd smurf, a Tailor smurf, a Sailor smurf, a Digger smurf... etc etc
-There was only an smurfette, right? But they are not killing each other over her so: or either she is a slut and fucks them all, or either they are all gay and, thus, happy (and yes, Strong smurf and Inventor smurf are such an item... (even more than Dumb and Filosopher)). Except from Vain Smurf, the first onanist character ever introduced to kids.
-Suporting my all-smurfs-are-gay theory: even if there's an smurfette... A stork delivered their babys!!
-Grand Smurf (or Daddy Smurf or whatever is called) must had lead a very terrific life in a previous incarnation. That's the only explanation as to why, being the only sensible and inteligent being in all the forest, puts up with the idiotic bunch.
-If Gargamel forgot about smurfs and concentrated in all the other things he can do, he would be a rich alchemist by now.
-They have a main character whose way of having fun is giving other people bomb packages!!(and it's even the fact that defines his personality). And it's suposed to be fun! They have a terrorist and it's the funny guy of the crew!!
-Their most annoying character wears glasses and likes reading. They are putting kids against nerds!! And having jocks kicking them is also fun!!
-Baddies were always fat and/or ugly. So good people is beautiful and bad people is ugly. And of course, Anime is a bad influence.
-Smurfs are comunist and the series is comunist driven. All plots that dealt with one smurf or the other trying to be richer than the rest (wich means: having more strawberrys, or being king of smurfs, or having more cakes, or more.. er.. whatever...) ended with said smurf learning a harsh lesson that almost costs the life of some other smurf. So, yes, kids, Comunism is the way to go. (Yai!!)
-they have no god, but always listen to Mother Nature.
So, smurfs promote terrorism, comunism, paganism, gay-nism, onanism, anti-nerd-ism and, probably, lots of other "isms". Now I know why children shoulnd't watch TV!!!
Yes, I had lots of fun watching the smurfs with my grandma, but for diferent reasons than before.
-They are not, by any means, the brightest folk on their forest.
-Like the LOST crew, they are really a lot, but we just kow the names of a bunch.
-Like STARK TRECK crew, they always bring a secondary along in the outer missions (although smurfs didn't die). That's how one can know there was a Sheepperd smurf, a Tailor smurf, a Sailor smurf, a Digger smurf... etc etc
-There was only an smurfette, right? But they are not killing each other over her so: or either she is a slut and fucks them all, or either they are all gay and, thus, happy (and yes, Strong smurf and Inventor smurf are such an item... (even more than Dumb and Filosopher)). Except from Vain Smurf, the first onanist character ever introduced to kids.
-Suporting my all-smurfs-are-gay theory: even if there's an smurfette... A stork delivered their babys!!
-Grand Smurf (or Daddy Smurf or whatever is called) must had lead a very terrific life in a previous incarnation. That's the only explanation as to why, being the only sensible and inteligent being in all the forest, puts up with the idiotic bunch.
-If Gargamel forgot about smurfs and concentrated in all the other things he can do, he would be a rich alchemist by now.
-They have a main character whose way of having fun is giving other people bomb packages!!(and it's even the fact that defines his personality). And it's suposed to be fun! They have a terrorist and it's the funny guy of the crew!!
-Their most annoying character wears glasses and likes reading. They are putting kids against nerds!! And having jocks kicking them is also fun!!
-Baddies were always fat and/or ugly. So good people is beautiful and bad people is ugly. And of course, Anime is a bad influence.
-Smurfs are comunist and the series is comunist driven. All plots that dealt with one smurf or the other trying to be richer than the rest (wich means: having more strawberrys, or being king of smurfs, or having more cakes, or more.. er.. whatever...) ended with said smurf learning a harsh lesson that almost costs the life of some other smurf. So, yes, kids, Comunism is the way to go. (Yai!!)
-they have no god, but always listen to Mother Nature.
So, smurfs promote terrorism, comunism, paganism, gay-nism, onanism, anti-nerd-ism and, probably, lots of other "isms". Now I know why children shoulnd't watch TV!!!
Yes, I had lots of fun watching the smurfs with my grandma, but for diferent reasons than before.