RETURN!
Well I got a call from the Victoria Park Police yesterday saying they found my bag. This is about a month after it was stolen - obviously though that's not their fault - but in the meantime I bought that damn Triggs law book again for $120! (See entries 'THEFT' and 'BORED BOOK REVIEWS' below)
Also returned is my pencil case and my schoolbag, presumably covered with some kind of criminal filth. I don't want to wear it any more. I imagine these awful crooks have spooged all over the pages of my law book. I shall no longer use that book either! I'll sell it, or better yet, incinerate it. FUCKWORDING CUNTS!
One thing the policeman didn't say was in my bag was my pink umbrella. Did the crooks steal it? It's easy to spot. If you see someone who looks shady and criminal-like walking around with a pink and white cross-thatch pattern on their umbrella, call me. I will rugby tackle them to the ground and take back what is rightfully mine.
In other news, I recently saw TALLEDGA NIGHTS and AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH. The former sucked ass, I'm sorry to say. I say that being an enormous fan of Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen. I went in ready to laugh and, alas, I just didn't. The jokes were obvious and lame. If you want vintage Ferrell, stick with ANCHORMAN, ZOOLANDER and OLD SCHOOL. As for the latter, A.I.T., it was very good. One thing it didn't mention though was how, during the Presidency of Bill Clinton (for which Al Gore was VP), carbon emissions rose dramatically. Conveniently (haha), he shows pictures of George Bush Sr, Ronald Reagen and George Bush Jr lambasting the greenhouse effect. There is someone missing in between those Presidents and that is Bill Clinton... why nothing of him?
Also returned is my pencil case and my schoolbag, presumably covered with some kind of criminal filth. I don't want to wear it any more. I imagine these awful crooks have spooged all over the pages of my law book. I shall no longer use that book either! I'll sell it, or better yet, incinerate it. FUCKWORDING CUNTS!
One thing the policeman didn't say was in my bag was my pink umbrella. Did the crooks steal it? It's easy to spot. If you see someone who looks shady and criminal-like walking around with a pink and white cross-thatch pattern on their umbrella, call me. I will rugby tackle them to the ground and take back what is rightfully mine.
In other news, I recently saw TALLEDGA NIGHTS and AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH. The former sucked ass, I'm sorry to say. I say that being an enormous fan of Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen. I went in ready to laugh and, alas, I just didn't. The jokes were obvious and lame. If you want vintage Ferrell, stick with ANCHORMAN, ZOOLANDER and OLD SCHOOL. As for the latter, A.I.T., it was very good. One thing it didn't mention though was how, during the Presidency of Bill Clinton (for which Al Gore was VP), carbon emissions rose dramatically. Conveniently (haha), he shows pictures of George Bush Sr, Ronald Reagen and George Bush Jr lambasting the greenhouse effect. There is someone missing in between those Presidents and that is Bill Clinton... why nothing of him?