"The End of the World"
Ma mère a trouvé un petit cahier avec quelques dessins et une petite histoire que j'ai écrite quand j'avais dix ou onze ans. C'est drôle, je ne me souviens pas d'avoir jamais pris de l'acide à cette époque.
My mom found a little notebook with a few drawings and a little story that I wrote when I was ten or eleven years old. It's funny because I don't remember having ever taken acid during this period.
The End of the World
Once upon a time there was a fat, lazy pig. But he could not help it because he was fat as a cow and had legs as skinny as chicken's and as short as a salamander's. No body knows how the pig got so darn FAT but they have made some stories. Some people think he was so curious that he stuck his mouth on what they call a "balloon-blower-upper." (these people did not learn proper english so they don't have good grammer and don't know names for these things. They grew up in the sticks.*) Well anyway, the pig got bloated by the balloon-blower-upper then made like a slug bug and roled out to this farm. The other more reasonable story is he got sneezed out of the nose of the giant intergalactic goat. This story is told by the people who believed themselves to of been abducted by aliens. They were close though but he was not sneezed out of the goat. He was picke out of the teeth of the giant intergalactic space goat with a toothpick, shot across the know universe and landed right in the very mudhole of this very farm. That's how the fat, lazy pig got here anyway. The pig was worthless to the farm though because he couldn't do anything. Soon all over the world strange animals started popping up such as a milk cow that refused to give milk because he believed himself to be lactosencharged and if it gave milk it would die. Soon the cow got bloated and eventually exploded flooding that part of the world with milk. Other parts of the world were eather over-crowded with chickns or smashed by the dinosaurs. Oh, if you wondered where the dinosaurs went they were sucked into the giant intergalactic space goat and rescently sneezed out to smash part of the world. When you think nothing else can possibly go wrong the world was suddenly swallowed by the giant-intergalactic space goat.
Utterly
THE END
*Note my own questionable grammar and misspellings...
My mom found a little notebook with a few drawings and a little story that I wrote when I was ten or eleven years old. It's funny because I don't remember having ever taken acid during this period.
The End of the World
Once upon a time there was a fat, lazy pig. But he could not help it because he was fat as a cow and had legs as skinny as chicken's and as short as a salamander's. No body knows how the pig got so darn FAT but they have made some stories. Some people think he was so curious that he stuck his mouth on what they call a "balloon-blower-upper." (these people did not learn proper english so they don't have good grammer and don't know names for these things. They grew up in the sticks.*) Well anyway, the pig got bloated by the balloon-blower-upper then made like a slug bug and roled out to this farm. The other more reasonable story is he got sneezed out of the nose of the giant intergalactic goat. This story is told by the people who believed themselves to of been abducted by aliens. They were close though but he was not sneezed out of the goat. He was picke out of the teeth of the giant intergalactic space goat with a toothpick, shot across the know universe and landed right in the very mudhole of this very farm. That's how the fat, lazy pig got here anyway. The pig was worthless to the farm though because he couldn't do anything. Soon all over the world strange animals started popping up such as a milk cow that refused to give milk because he believed himself to be lactosencharged and if it gave milk it would die. Soon the cow got bloated and eventually exploded flooding that part of the world with milk. Other parts of the world were eather over-crowded with chickns or smashed by the dinosaurs. Oh, if you wondered where the dinosaurs went they were sucked into the giant intergalactic space goat and rescently sneezed out to smash part of the world. When you think nothing else can possibly go wrong the world was suddenly swallowed by the giant-intergalactic space goat.
Utterly
THE END
*Note my own questionable grammar and misspellings...