A conversation via text messages with my brother

[bradped]

So I got my new phone. Last night, while watching Scrubs, Mikey boy, my brother, kept rubbing in how great it is to have a phone and how nice it was while I was wollowing in my own self-phone-pity, and he told me my new phone was probably going to suck and be old since it was a replacement.

Well, Mikey, wrong. Wrong, indeed. My new phone is great.

So here's our first text conversation (and yes, I do have him listed in my phone as Mikey Boy):

To: Mikey Boy: My new phone is the shit, you arrogant turd
From: Mikey Boy: What is it?
To: Mikey Boy: Better than yours
From: Mikey Boy: Oh. I don't think I've heard of that model.
To: Mikey Boy: It's true
From: Mikey Boy: haha