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This morning I walked out the front door and was confronted by two chickens.
Well, not really confronted. There were two chickens. Not much of a confrontation.
It's not like they had knives or anything.
But in a suburban area you don't expect chickens. Especially indoor chickens, because these two saw the door open and bolted for the air conditioning like they were coated in down.
I instinctively went to shut the door. But a little voice in my head thought "you've done a lot of crazy stuff over the years... but you haven't released chickens in a house yet...
I didn't do it, because my room is near the front door and I remembered my room door was open. But I considered it.
Well, not really confronted. There were two chickens. Not much of a confrontation.
It's not like they had knives or anything.
But in a suburban area you don't expect chickens. Especially indoor chickens, because these two saw the door open and bolted for the air conditioning like they were coated in down.
I instinctively went to shut the door. But a little voice in my head thought "you've done a lot of crazy stuff over the years... but you haven't released chickens in a house yet...
I didn't do it, because my room is near the front door and I remembered my room door was open. But I considered it.