OMG...I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
Last one, promise, but this was TOO HILARIOUS NOT TO SHARE.
THIS IS NSFW and VERY, VERY DIRTY. You have been warned.
AHAHAHA, WHUT?
These people are FAIL, as if Twilight needed any help with that.
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
Some sick part of me wants this. Not to like USE it. Just because.
OKAY, we have arrived at a weird place. GOING AWAY NOW.
STILL LAUGHING.
EDIT: OMG...THE VIDEO...IT IS TOO MUCH.
EDIT AGAIN: The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire's design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon's glow. Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I AM DEAD. DEAD FROM THIS.
THIS IS NSFW and VERY, VERY DIRTY. You have been warned.
AHAHAHA, WHUT?
These people are FAIL, as if Twilight needed any help with that.
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
Some sick part of me wants this. Not to like USE it. Just because.
OKAY, we have arrived at a weird place. GOING AWAY NOW.
STILL LAUGHING.
EDIT: OMG...THE VIDEO...IT IS TOO MUCH.
EDIT AGAIN: The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire's design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon's glow. Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I AM DEAD. DEAD FROM THIS.