hahaha/shit
i just spectacularly smashed a full bottle of vodka on the carpet
i was practising my bar-tending skills, twirling it in the palm of my hand while watching the Thomas Crown Affair and it slipped
haha oh well. it was only one of the cheap ones
it might delay my brother asking me for a liver by a year or so. but as i drew on the lower right of my back a few months ago, 'can't touch this'
gonna suck to be him
i was practising my bar-tending skills, twirling it in the palm of my hand while watching the Thomas Crown Affair and it slipped
haha oh well. it was only one of the cheap ones
it might delay my brother asking me for a liver by a year or so. but as i drew on the lower right of my back a few months ago, 'can't touch this'
gonna suck to be him