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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In February, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In September, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Last week, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In June, I rescued morighan from being sacrificed (-200 points). In October, I stopped buttpancakes from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In November, I recruited pierced_narc as a new cultist (30 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-205 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Brad_majors
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