Comments | brad_chase: Not your basic instinct

brad_chase

Not your basic instinct

Apr 06, 2006 00:47

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alan_shore April 6 2006, 15:20:43 UTC

I really must commend you on possessing the foresight to pine for a meth addict with not only amazing eyes but a daughter as well. That way you're guaranteed at least an eighty percent chance she isn't a lesbian.

ynez_castillo April 6 2006, 16:18:06 UTC

pssst! Lesbians can have babies too!

brad_chase April 6 2006, 17:36:38 UTC

Good one.

... Hey, what're you saying?

ynez_castillo April 6 2006, 17:58:36 UTC

That lesbians can have babies. All it takes is a sperm donor.

brad_chase April 6 2006, 18:06:14 UTC

I'll thank you to not use that technicality in my circumstance.

ynez_castillo April 6 2006, 18:11:01 UTC

I wasn't! I wasn't thinking about you at all, it's just all it takes!

alan_shore April 6 2006, 18:17:05 UTC

Is something I would not ever want to know about the matter, Bradley?

brad_chase April 6 2006, 18:19:14 UTC

Grammar elitist.

alan_shore April 6 2006, 18:22:15 UTC

Actually, that would have been "about which I would not ever want to know" in proper English.

brad_chase April 6 2006, 18:37:30 UTC

Great. I'm looking at Dennis Miller with a God complex. My two favorite things.

alan_shore April 6 2006, 18:43:24 UTC

I myself prefer girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes.

brad_chase April 6 2006, 18:46:28 UTC

Sarcasm, Ms. Andrews. And congratulations. You've successfully enabled me in under fifteen minutes.

alan_shore April 6 2006, 18:48:33 UTC

Thanks won't be necessary. A job well done is its own reward.

brad_chase April 6 2006, 18:57:32 UTC

We had a word for it in the Gulf. Seriously - ever think of enlisting in psyops?

alan_shore April 6 2006, 19:03:48 UTC

Any organization requiring enlistment is emphatically not for me.

brad_chase April 6 2006, 19:11:18 UTC

Right. A rouge mocker.

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