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Interference with contractual relations

Jan 31, 2005 06:30

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hoyt_woodrow January 31 2005, 08:21:13 UTC

Why do all the women from The L Word look like something out of a coed male's fantasy?

brad_chase January 31 2005, 09:40:38 UTC

You like to watch?

Once again, Detective, you have zeroed in to the crux of the issue.

hoyt_woodrow January 31 2005, 10:23:50 UTC

Hot chicks, few clothes. Why not?

What's wrong Chase? Your copy of The Advocate get mangled in the mail?

brad_chase January 31 2005, 10:35:23 UTC

Jordan watch with you, then?

It's OK. I already submitted a change of address to Hoyt Woodrow, Boston P.D.

hoyt_woodrow January 31 2005, 10:58:37 UTC

She wants me to be more excepting of those with alternative lifestyles. You see, I had issues with a old girlfriend of hers case we worked on a few years ago.

I'll just drop it off on Cruz's desk with your compliments.

How have you been? Outside of barking up the wrong tree that is.

brad_chase January 31 2005, 11:05:13 UTC

You are in Boston, after all.

That fact your name is on the address label may encourage Cruz to take more of an interest in you.

I can't complain. How's the homicide rate?

hoyt_woodrow January 31 2005, 11:08:31 UTC

I already played his bitch once.

Criminals hate the snow about as much as everybody else does.

We've been bored.

So, you didn't see it coming huh? Don't worry it happens.

brad_chase January 31 2005, 11:15:01 UTC

Your boredom is good news for the public at large.

I was wrong about her orientation but I was right that she was deceitful and using the system for publicity. I'm sure you've got a sense that tells you when a perp is dodging something.

hoyt_woodrow January 31 2005, 11:20:48 UTC

Trust me, I know way too many people that are publicity hounds. Come to think about, most of them are lawyers. Female lawyers.

It's good to know that you can read people. It's a difficult art, especially with a broken gay-dor. Did you really hit on her?

brad_chase January 31 2005, 11:32:39 UTC

*laughs hard at the female lawyer crack* All due respect, I'm not going anywhere near that one.

Actually, not being able to read orientation keeps one from putting people in categories.

Thanks for asking, Woody. I appreciate that. No, I didn't hit on her. Not on a client. There was something there that I couldn't put my finger on that drew my attention. I was being played.

hoyt_woodrow January 31 2005, 12:52:34 UTC

Played huh?...and this is different from the norm how again?

brad_chase January 31 2005, 13:30:18 UTC

Because I don't usually let it get that far. I'm not gullible, Woody.

hoyt_woodrow January 31 2005, 13:45:20 UTC

I wish I could say the same thing.

Except when a beautiful, confident woman is involved.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE! DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT GAY?!!

brad_chase January 31 2005, 14:08:21 UTC

Yeah, they can dazzle.

*I chuckle, knowing even this won't stop his thing* Bingo.

hoyt_woodrow January 31 2005, 14:22:18 UTC

Well, that explains EVERYTHING!

You're a switch hitter.

brad_chase January 31 2005, 14:33:16 UTC

*Yeah, this'll never stop* I'm a big fan of baseball, Woody.

You seeing any steam on the odds the Patriots will take the ring Sunday?

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