33 Things Alan Shore Is No Longer Allowed To Do At Crane, Poole & Schmidt

[brad_chase]

I pick up the paper from my office floor - one of at least one hundred strewn, taped and propped within the room:

"I am not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question Brad asks me.

Then I see the document on my computer screen. Damn you, Alan:

Comments

[carolina_stokes]

1. May not list "Dominatrix Services" on his expense account.
2. May not ask the Xerox guy to set the laser printer to "stun".
3. Is not to ask new clients if they would like to step into "his cell".
4. Stop handing out the business cards that say "Agent of Satan" with Brad’s name on it.
5. May not stand on his desk with a handmade sign that says "Union".
6. Do not start depositions out with instructions on what to do if there is a terrorist attack.
7. Do not leave fake letters from Brad to the makers of Viagra on the photocopy machine.
8. Stop sending fan letters from Brad to Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

[brad_chase]

Business cards? Damn him

[carolina_stokes]

That would be within your realm to do so, as an agent of Satan.

[alan_shore]

I think we all know Brad lacks the mental capacity to play devil's advocate.

[carolina_stokes]

Oh, I think Brad is very bright.

[alan_shore]

You may want to say that a bit louder. There's a chance he's out of earshot.

[carolina_stokes]

He already knows that I think he is quite intelligent.

[alan_shore]

*smiles* And the online IQ test confirms it.

[carolina_stokes]

*smirk*

[alan_shore]

I asked him to set the printer to "dismember," for the record.

[carolina_stokes]

Is it stuck on "datmember"?

*laughs at really bad pun*

[brad_chase]

Datmember? *cringes* I don't get the joke.

[carolina_stokes]

Dis and dat?

*Shakes head....starts to think Alan may be wiser and more on the ball than she ever imagined.*

Bad pun, Brad.

[brad_chase]

When it involves my member, I seem to always miss the humor.

Does Alan being 'on the ball' also employ a pun?

[carolina_stokes]

*grins*

It would seem so at times.

[brad_chase]

Might I add 'puny'.