Much love to
angrydicemoose for hooking me up with a phone in Japan.
I guess you can't get pre-pay phones here because they're used for crime, so you need a lot of paperwork/documents which I don't have, but fortunately
SAKK has a lot of phones for mobile testing/development, so I'm stealing one of those for the weekend.
BACK ON THE GRID.
(it even has menus in English... double score.)