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May 06, 2005 19:39

Don’t ride your bike off a ramp that’s more than three bricks high
Don’t take that candy from the store if you ain’t got the dime
Don’t pick a fight with a little girl that doesn’t talk that much
Don’t pick up a cherrybomb thinking it’s a dud
And don’t sneak out of a two-story house using bedsheets for a rope
Don’t ask me how I know

Sell your truck while it’s still running, save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussing, save your money pay with cash
Forget your pride, buy the roses, if you’re sorry tell him so
Don’t drink the water in Mexico
Don’t ask me how I know

Don’t quit your high school softball team halfway through the season
Don’t bust your girl in the nose when you know she didn’t mean it
Don’t lose the man you love at home for a night in Panama City
Don’t rush off the phone when your Mama calls; you ain’t that busy
You oughta make that drive to say goodbye to your grampa before he goes
Don’t ask me how I know

Forget your pride, buy the roses, if you love him tell him so
Don’t go to Vegas with your heart broke
Don’t bum your cousin for that first smoke
I'm telling you
Don't drink the water in Mexico
Don't ask me how I know

Don't ask me how I know

I just know

Sell your truck while it's still running
Say a prayer when you feel like cussing
I know...
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