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[22:59] <&Bree> hb you're cute
[22:59] <&Bree> like
[22:59] <&Bree> if you were a model, i'd buy the shoes you're wearing
[22:59] <~m2> you'd buy guy shoes?
[23:00] <&Bree> mhm =)
[23:00] <&Bree> cuz i'm a guy
[23:00] <~m2> wows
[23:00] <~m2> but they'd be for someone else
[23:00] <&Bree> i had excellent work done
[23:00] <~m2> =(
[23:00] <~m2> because if I modeled
[23:01] <~m2> they'd give me a free pair
[23:01] <~m2> and having 2 pairs of the same shoes is just dumb
[23:01] <&Bree> nuh uh
[23:01] <&Bree> for example
[23:01] <&Bree> if you found someone famous
[23:01] <&Bree> and you wanted them to sign something
[23:01] <&Bree> and all you had were your shoes
[23:01] <&Bree> you'd have your second pair of shoes and you wouldn't have to ruin the shoes you got autographed
[23:01] <~m2> shirt?
[23:02] <&Bree> that's not that smooth of a canvas
[23:02] <&Bree> so brad pitt's autograph would read something like brat pett
[23:02] <&Bree> and who's brat pett? your friends will ask
[23:02] <&Bree> no one, that's who.
[23:04] <~m2> shoes have like
[23:04] <~m2> ridges
[23:04] <&Bree> the sides of them?
[23:04] <~m2> yea
[23:05] <~m2> like strips of material sewn
[23:05] <&Bree> well, see, no.
[23:05] <&Bree> the shoes you're modeling is a new type of shoe
[23:05] <&Bree> smooth sides, they're called.
[23:05] <~m2> that's dumb
[23:05] <~m2> well
[23:05] <~m2> no
[23:05] <~m2> it's not dumb
[23:05] <~m2> I just better be getting paid a lot
[23:06] <&Bree> unfortunately, the ceo of the company went under criminal investigation for tax invasion
[23:06] <&Bree> so smooth shoes went bankrupt
[23:07] <~m2> tax invasion
[23:07] <~m2> bahahaha
[23:07] <&Bree> yes
[23:07] <&Bree> tax invasion.
[23:07] <&Bree> This is serious.
[23:07] <&Bree> I'm properly capitalizing.
[23:08] <~m2> tell me then
[23:08] <~m2> how does one commit
[23:08] <~m2> 'tax invasion'
[23:08] <~m2> and why is it illegal
[23:09] <&Bree> tax invasion was a new law passed in 2021
[23:10] <~m2> will be
[23:10] <&Bree> we're in the year 2033, hb =\
[23:10] <~m2> wat
[23:10] <&Bree> get with it
[23:10] <~m2> no
[23:10] <~m2> i refuse
[23:11] <&Bree> your denial of reality is not refreshing.
[23:11] <~m2> your acceptance of reality is appalling.
[23:12] <&Bree> as i was sayinggg...
[23:12] <&Bree> tax invasion was a law passed in 2021
[23:14] <&Bree> because the govenor of michigan tried to get the aliens of mars to rid the world of taxes via mind control
[23:14] <&Bree> hence no more "tax invasion"
[23:14] <~m2> so i was working for a martian?
[23:14] <~m2> in michigan?
[23:15] <~m2> on a monday morning?
[23:15] <&Bree> or the ceo of smooth shoes was under mind control of a martian, yes.
[23:15] <~m2> well
[23:15] <~m2> then i would still get paid
[23:16] <&Bree> you could
[23:16] <&Bree> it depends
[23:18] <&Bree> anyway
[23:18] <~m2> on what
[23:18] <~m2> oh
[23:18] <&Bree> depends on what identity you're using
[23:18] <~m2> k
[23:18] <&Bree> you invested money into crazy Dr. Steve's invention called The Dual Identity
[23:19] <&Bree> you're on the run
[23:19] <~m2> why
[23:19] <~m2> no
[23:19] <~m2> dis dumb
[23:19] <~m2> i would not model
[23:19] <~m2> and be on the run
[23:19] <&Bree> why not?
[23:19] <~m2> then they'd see me
[23:19] <~m2> and find me out
[23:19] <&Bree> well hence you have two identities
[23:20] <~m2> they still know what both look like
[23:20] <&Bree> you were in a gang fight that made you go on the run by the identity of Rico Suave
[23:21] <~m2> RS
[23:21] <~m2> dumb initials
[23:21] <~m2> this is not me
[23:21] <~m2> you getting confused with someone else
[23:21] <&Bree> Rico, the diligent hardworker trying to support his two families, had to join a gang in order to make ends meet
[23:22] <~m2> 2 families?
[23:22] <&Bree> yes two
[23:22] <~m2> i wouldnt cheat on you
[23:22] <~m2> i guess
[23:22] <~m2> rico suave might
[23:22] <&Bree> rico suave is quite smooth, hb.
[23:22] <~m2> you wouldnt blame me though right
[23:22] <&Bree> i wouldn't
[23:24] <~m2> kay
[23:25] <&Bree> anyway
[23:25] <&Bree> you agreed to Dr. Steven's project because you "were bored" you told me
[23:25] <&Bree> and you and Rico Suave could switch bodies at any given moment
[23:26] <~m2> i think i know where this is going
[23:27] <~m2> and i cant believe you would do such a thing to me
[23:27] <&Bree> 2031 was a crazy year, hb
[23:27] <&Bree> the kids are almost grown up after all
[23:27] <&Bree> and you let me buy it, why wouldn't you expect me to use it?
[23:28] <~m2> not what im talking about
[23:28] <~m2> i was ok with that
[23:28] <&Bree> oh, right
[22:59] <&Bree> like
[22:59] <&Bree> if you were a model, i'd buy the shoes you're wearing
[22:59] <~m2> you'd buy guy shoes?
[23:00] <&Bree> mhm =)
[23:00] <&Bree> cuz i'm a guy
[23:00] <~m2> wows
[23:00] <~m2> but they'd be for someone else
[23:00] <&Bree> i had excellent work done
[23:00] <~m2> =(
[23:00] <~m2> because if I modeled
[23:01] <~m2> they'd give me a free pair
[23:01] <~m2> and having 2 pairs of the same shoes is just dumb
[23:01] <&Bree> nuh uh
[23:01] <&Bree> for example
[23:01] <&Bree> if you found someone famous
[23:01] <&Bree> and you wanted them to sign something
[23:01] <&Bree> and all you had were your shoes
[23:01] <&Bree> you'd have your second pair of shoes and you wouldn't have to ruin the shoes you got autographed
[23:01] <~m2> shirt?
[23:02] <&Bree> that's not that smooth of a canvas
[23:02] <&Bree> so brad pitt's autograph would read something like brat pett
[23:02] <&Bree> and who's brat pett? your friends will ask
[23:02] <&Bree> no one, that's who.
[23:04] <~m2> shoes have like
[23:04] <~m2> ridges
[23:04] <&Bree> the sides of them?
[23:04] <~m2> yea
[23:05] <~m2> like strips of material sewn
[23:05] <&Bree> well, see, no.
[23:05] <&Bree> the shoes you're modeling is a new type of shoe
[23:05] <&Bree> smooth sides, they're called.
[23:05] <~m2> that's dumb
[23:05] <~m2> well
[23:05] <~m2> no
[23:05] <~m2> it's not dumb
[23:05] <~m2> I just better be getting paid a lot
[23:06] <&Bree> unfortunately, the ceo of the company went under criminal investigation for tax invasion
[23:06] <&Bree> so smooth shoes went bankrupt
[23:07] <~m2> tax invasion
[23:07] <~m2> bahahaha
[23:07] <&Bree> yes
[23:07] <&Bree> tax invasion.
[23:07] <&Bree> This is serious.
[23:07] <&Bree> I'm properly capitalizing.
[23:08] <~m2> tell me then
[23:08] <~m2> how does one commit
[23:08] <~m2> 'tax invasion'
[23:08] <~m2> and why is it illegal
[23:09] <&Bree> tax invasion was a new law passed in 2021
[23:10] <~m2> will be
[23:10] <&Bree> we're in the year 2033, hb =\
[23:10] <~m2> wat
[23:10] <&Bree> get with it
[23:10] <~m2> no
[23:10] <~m2> i refuse
[23:11] <&Bree> your denial of reality is not refreshing.
[23:11] <~m2> your acceptance of reality is appalling.
[23:12] <&Bree> as i was sayinggg...
[23:12] <&Bree> tax invasion was a law passed in 2021
[23:14] <&Bree> because the govenor of michigan tried to get the aliens of mars to rid the world of taxes via mind control
[23:14] <&Bree> hence no more "tax invasion"
[23:14] <~m2> so i was working for a martian?
[23:14] <~m2> in michigan?
[23:15] <~m2> on a monday morning?
[23:15] <&Bree> or the ceo of smooth shoes was under mind control of a martian, yes.
[23:15] <~m2> well
[23:15] <~m2> then i would still get paid
[23:16] <&Bree> you could
[23:16] <&Bree> it depends
[23:18] <&Bree> anyway
[23:18] <~m2> on what
[23:18] <~m2> oh
[23:18] <&Bree> depends on what identity you're using
[23:18] <~m2> k
[23:18] <&Bree> you invested money into crazy Dr. Steve's invention called The Dual Identity
[23:19] <&Bree> you're on the run
[23:19] <~m2> why
[23:19] <~m2> no
[23:19] <~m2> dis dumb
[23:19] <~m2> i would not model
[23:19] <~m2> and be on the run
[23:19] <&Bree> why not?
[23:19] <~m2> then they'd see me
[23:19] <~m2> and find me out
[23:19] <&Bree> well hence you have two identities
[23:20] <~m2> they still know what both look like
[23:20] <&Bree> you were in a gang fight that made you go on the run by the identity of Rico Suave
[23:21] <~m2> RS
[23:21] <~m2> dumb initials
[23:21] <~m2> this is not me
[23:21] <~m2> you getting confused with someone else
[23:21] <&Bree> Rico, the diligent hardworker trying to support his two families, had to join a gang in order to make ends meet
[23:22] <~m2> 2 families?
[23:22] <&Bree> yes two
[23:22] <~m2> i wouldnt cheat on you
[23:22] <~m2> i guess
[23:22] <~m2> rico suave might
[23:22] <&Bree> rico suave is quite smooth, hb.
[23:22] <~m2> you wouldnt blame me though right
[23:22] <&Bree> i wouldn't
[23:24] <~m2> kay
[23:25] <&Bree> anyway
[23:25] <&Bree> you agreed to Dr. Steven's project because you "were bored" you told me
[23:25] <&Bree> and you and Rico Suave could switch bodies at any given moment
[23:26] <~m2> i think i know where this is going
[23:27] <~m2> and i cant believe you would do such a thing to me
[23:27] <&Bree> 2031 was a crazy year, hb
[23:27] <&Bree> the kids are almost grown up after all
[23:27] <&Bree> and you let me buy it, why wouldn't you expect me to use it?
[23:28] <~m2> not what im talking about
[23:28] <~m2> i was ok with that
[23:28] <&Bree> oh, right