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YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM EASTCHESTER WHEN...
(haha, its funny because its true.)
The whole town is Italian. If you’re not Italian then you get made fun of or called a minority.
The town is completely half and half… you got your Guido’s & the kids that think they’re ghetto - both sides think they are hard & make fun of each other!
If you’re not in the category of being a Guido or ghetto you then are a skater & hang out in the parking lot across from the library.
You know what “town” is & have hung out there before whether you want to admit it or not!
When someone is bleeped everyone looks at their phone in a heartbeat.
You eat a Pizza Mia even though it’s the worst pizza in Eastchester, just because its in “town”.
No one has the same jacket, because if you have the same one as someone else you’re considered a big loser!
Everyone owns a pair or white Reeboks.
You’re extremely cool if you drive up & down 22 all day & all night!
Exxon is the hot spot from 9PM-12AM because all the hot people go their before they hit the clubs!
Newport’s & Parliaments = life! Enough said!
You have smoked at the guard rail or have been down their so your friend can smoke.
You know that between 4th & 7th period you go down to the guard rail & hunt for a cigarette from someone because you don’t want to smoke your last one.
Whether you’re car is a brand new one or a piece of shit, mommy & daddy brought it for you or gave it to you!
Till this day you still question why Ms. Pantages is yellow & how old she is, but you still love her.
At lunch you go around the lunch room asking for quarters.
All the girls think Mr. DeBellis or Mr. B are hot!
All the boys sweat Mrs. V & her ass!
You’re mad because aim & myspace were banned from the computers at school.
You always get a fire drill or bomb threat on the hottest coldest or rainiest day of the year.
The ghetto girls are always getting in fights with their own friends because they got with each other’s boyfriends!
Senior boys are fascinated with the new coming freshman girls every year!
A Cheerleader makes it to crutches every year.
The Jewish girls wear their hair in side ponytails that haven’t been brushed properly.The Italian girls wear their hair either curly or pin straight pulled back with a flat clip (the one’s they use at the hair salon) on top of their head.
Junior & Senior girls hang out with guys that are like 25 & the boys in their grades make fun of them because they can’t get with the girls in their grade anymore, but will never admit that’s what bothers them!
Centrone is always on your side & will always help you get out of things no matter how far down in your hole you are.
The football team is the biggest cult ever, besides being the gayest bunch of boys.You know what LT’s is & have hung out their before, until it no longer became the cool place to be like towards the end of Summer 05!
You buy coffee at Dunkin Donuts (D.D.’s) Friday & Saturday night, or drive by at least once, maybe twice, to see whose buying coffee!
The girls who don’t give a shit what people think of them wear Ugg’s.
You drink every week or encounter someone drunk in “town”.
You have drank at the girl scout cabin or golf course, but then always make your way back to “town” before you go home hoping to find someone to drive you home so you don’t have to walk!
You know of Mr. excuse me Mrs. Gordon.
Boys drive around blasting music looking for girls & the girls stop in parking lots blasting either techno or rap that has to do with humping, fucking, or shaking your ass, then doing so dance around the car screaming the words.
No one can top the previous years senior pranks because the seniors were just absolutely fucking nuts!
You get yelled at every day either by Anne for talking on the phone or Tina for not having a pass.
You have gone to school in pajamas before, but also have said during the day, “Look at what I’m wearing, I just totally don’t care what I look like today at all.”
Everyone fails 11th grade math or barely passes!
The boys soccer team gets mad every year because the football team gets more than them.
You get extremely mad when the cookies at school aren’t soft.
Boys think they are really cool when they make fun of the girls for no reason if front of a group of people & think they look extremely cool with doing it.
You smoke weed or watched your friends smoke it.
If you let someone borrow something, most likely you’re not getting it back.
If you do get it back it’s like 2 years later & you consider yourself lucky!
In middle school if you’re locker wasn’t decorated on your birthday you were considered a big loser & you had no friends.
You know not to mess with the senior & junior girls because they will make your life a living hell until they leave the school.
Every weekend some under aged kid gets taken to the police station for standing in front of Dunkin Donuts.
Everyone has a nextel or started off with one as their first phone.
Popular girls don’t talk to the boys, like more than friends, in their own school…. God forbid!
2 Years ago you knew that after school going to Gio’s or the gas station by the guard rail were where the hot boys hung out after school.
Monday morning’s everyone is asleep until you hear about who hooked up with who that weekend.
Girls hook up with other girls when their drunk because it’s the cool thing to do!
You call the Galleria, the Gally, but don’t go there anymore because everyone is black & you feel like you stick out!
You know this cop & that cop & every cop.
You know what S-block is & have hung out there.
Leewood is where you get trashed!
You have walked form the north side of town to the south side & back in one night when you were in junior high.
In the summer when you’re hot, you break into Lake Isle & go skinny dipping, or hear stories about people that got naked & went swimming.
Girls switch their group of friends the amount of times they reapply their eyeliner during the day.
Going to the Westchester is a big to-do & when you go there you go with a lot of money or you just got to pretend like you have a lot of money with you!You have the same screen name from 7th grade.
Freshman girls are fascinated with the older girls & being friends with them.
You use to go tanning a Solar Escape, but now you go to Beach Bum because of free tanning Sundays!
Your problem or bad news is considered everyone’s problem or bad news in about less than an hour… thank god for those nextels!
You have gone to either Arena or Razzous teen night, depending on your generation.
After senior prom you go to seaside for the weekend & get trashed & pass out the whole weekend & everyone is burnt red in the pictures & demolished!
At least half the girls at school all wear a bebe shirt to school everyday.
You consider everything north of White Plains upstate.
You get your nails done at Everlasting on Garth Rd by Tammy or Tommy.
You have peed outside before.
You know who the “E-thugs” & “The Family” are.
Half the kids after them graduate go to WCC or transfer there within the year.
Senior year for spring break you go to the Bahamas, & then come home to a whole bunch of rumors about your trip & what happened that are completely false.
No matter how many times you swore when you got a car & a license you’re going to stop driving around Eastchester, you still do!
yeah thats kinda pathetic.