Like the Angel.
Place an X by the things you have done
(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(_) I never have been in love
(x) I never had sex
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(x) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(_) I never pissed myself
(x) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(x) I never stole something from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(x) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(_) I never cut myself on purpose
(x) I've never been married
(x) I've never been divorced
(x) I never have posed nude
(_) I never cheated on my significant other
(x) I never have eaten snake meat
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(x) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I have never been naked on the internet
(_) I have never played golf
(_) I have never played truth or dare
(x) I have never been to the Southern Hemisphere
(x) I have never caught my parents having sex.
(x) I have never been caught having sex by my grandparents
(x) I have never been to a frat party
(x) I have never been bungee jumping
(_) I have never flashed a stranger
(x) I have never had a speeding ticket
(x) I have never gotten a teacher fired
(x) I have never stayed on a boat overnight
(_) I have never smoked a Cigarette
(x) I have never played strip poker
(_) I have never gone streaking
(x) I have never flashed someone while driving
(x) I have never made out with more than 5 people in one night
(_) I have never masurbated
(_) I have never farted in public
(_) I have never danced in the rain.
(_) I have never been white water rafting
(x) I have never fallen asleep standing up
(_) I have never been online for more than a day
(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(_) I never have been in love
(x) I never had sex
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(x) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(_) I never pissed myself
(x) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(x) I never stole something from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(x) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(_) I never cut myself on purpose
(x) I've never been married
(x) I've never been divorced
(x) I never have posed nude
(_) I never cheated on my significant other
(x) I never have eaten snake meat
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(x) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I have never been naked on the internet
(_) I have never played golf
(_) I have never played truth or dare
(x) I have never been to the Southern Hemisphere
(x) I have never caught my parents having sex.
(x) I have never been caught having sex by my grandparents
(x) I have never been to a frat party
(x) I have never been bungee jumping
(_) I have never flashed a stranger
(x) I have never had a speeding ticket
(x) I have never gotten a teacher fired
(x) I have never stayed on a boat overnight
(_) I have never smoked a Cigarette
(x) I have never played strip poker
(_) I have never gone streaking
(x) I have never flashed someone while driving
(x) I have never made out with more than 5 people in one night
(_) I have never masurbated
(_) I have never farted in public
(_) I have never danced in the rain.
(_) I have never been white water rafting
(x) I have never fallen asleep standing up
(_) I have never been online for more than a day