so this is how it fucking went down...
so ciggarettes are majorly addicting....
and i suck at life so i am addicted...
and thats where the story starts...
so i go down to wawa on one of my underage ciggarette escapades....
cause once again i suck at life and am not 18....yet....*9 MONTHS-20 DAYS*
so im standing outside of fucking wawa with 5 bucks in my pocket asking people that seem age appropriate (18-22) to buy me ciggarettes....
when this short dirty little mother fucker comes out of this white truck...a very nice white truck that wasnt his anyways....i know this because there was another guy in the drivers seat.....and he seemed age appropriate...
so i asked him...
me: are you 18?
him: ughh yea....
me: can you do me a favor then?
him: what?
me: can you get me a pack of ciggarettes...marlboro methol 100's....
him: hmmphhh....(quickly paces back and forth for a second or two)....what is this...my fucking job?
me: please...?
him:fine!!!
*i give him the five dollars and he heads into wawa*
about 5 minutes go by and he comes out....this is where it gets good.....
he hands me a half empty pack of marlboro lights and says...*thats all they got* and runs off into the white truck...
AWW HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS NO!!!
so i fucking chase him down, jump into the driver side window over that other mother fucker in the car....
and go:
GIVE ME MY MONEY ASSHOLE!!!!
and the guy in the driver's seat is just like freaking out cause some crazy girl just jumped into his car and is screaming...so he starts screaming, "JUST GIVE HER HER MONEY!!!!"
so after like 30 seconds of this crazyness going on hes like "FINE YOU CRAZY BITCH GIVE ME MY CIGGARETTES AND I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY!"
so we had a civil exchange...to say the least...and now i have 5 bucks...but no ciggarettes...
see...i dont mess like that...mari dont mess...