the ill nail na
My nails are growing. It's all because my aunt who always had jacked up nails now has these lonnnnnnnnnnng behind nails and apparently everybody in my family all went to my 2nd cousins' husband's funeral and while everybody was supposed to be all sad and sniffling and mourning, all the women were all shocked and awed at my uncle's wife's nails. So, my mother was like "You wouldnt BELIEVE LaVerne's nails. Theyre as long as Sandra's!!!" And I go "NO WAY. There is NO WAY Aunt LaVerne's nails are as long as Aunt Sandra's (Aunt Sandra being my mother's sister who has nails as long as her mother/my grandmother --rest her soul-- *pours out 40 oz of nail polish for my grammy*) So, my mother goes "LaVerne says she uses ---GET THIS ---SALLY HANSEN NAIL GROWTH MIRACLE in the GOLD BOTTLE." I go "SALLY HANSEN NAIL GROWTH MIRACLE in the GOLD BOTTLE?" And she goes "Yes. That's right. SALLY HANSEN NAIL GROWTH MIRACLE in the GOLD BOTTLE." *tooth glimmer*
Yall. All infomercials aside, This is some SERIOUSLY ILL STUFF. I been putting it on my nails every other day (as directed) and my nails now reach to the moon. No joke.
Go to Walgreens or CVS or somewhere, plunk down 7.99 plus tax (dont forget the tax. Yall please dont be up at the counter with 7.99 and have them go 8.53 and have you be all embarassed that nobody told you there was tax on SALLY HANSEN NAIL GROWTH MIRACLE in the GOLD BOTTLE and you have to walk that seriously ill stuff back to its nail on the wall) so take your tax money and go to CVS and get you some of this if you want nice nails and you need to get everything together including your nails, hair, body and skin by Memorial Day to go to Texas oh wait that's me. lol
Yall. All infomercials aside, This is some SERIOUSLY ILL STUFF. I been putting it on my nails every other day (as directed) and my nails now reach to the moon. No joke.
Go to Walgreens or CVS or somewhere, plunk down 7.99 plus tax (dont forget the tax. Yall please dont be up at the counter with 7.99 and have them go 8.53 and have you be all embarassed that nobody told you there was tax on SALLY HANSEN NAIL GROWTH MIRACLE in the GOLD BOTTLE and you have to walk that seriously ill stuff back to its nail on the wall) so take your tax money and go to CVS and get you some of this if you want nice nails and you need to get everything together including your nails, hair, body and skin by Memorial Day to go to Texas oh wait that's me. lol