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Question: What do you think of me, playlist?
Answer: "Burden in my Hand" by Soundgarden
Analysis: I see. This is not a terribly auspicious start. But my wounded feeling and I shall continue.
Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: "Across the Universe (remix)" by Rufus Wainwright
Analysis: Triumph! iTunes has informed me that I shall be universally happy! Or, alternatively, that I would only be capable of finding happiness on the other side of the universe. Hmmm.
Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: "Good Time" by Leroy
Analysis: Woohoo!!! You like, me. You really like me!
Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: "Champagne Supernova (Live)" by Oasis
Analysis: I got nothin'. No idea.
Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers
Analysis: My playlist is admonishing me for dwelling on such things, pointing out how trivial and unhealthy such thoughts are.
Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne
Analysis: While Stacy's Mom truly is a MILF I somehow doubt this. True, she has probably been around the block a few times and knows things that would make even the basest debaucher blow it inside a couple minutes, but I'd always feel like I was somehow doing the poor young man a grievous wrong.
Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: "Spoonman" by Soundgarden
Analysis: My playlist is trying to warp my fragile little mind with extraordinarily non-sensical answers
Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: "Fett's Vett" by MC Chris
Analysis: Apparently I will die while "Cruisin' Mos Espa in my 'Dellorian". And just so we're clear, Dellorian refers not to the car but to the armor often worn by Mandellorians.
Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: "How Come" by D12
Analysis: Because I asked nicely, you piece of shit!
Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day
Analysis: I am one sad, depressed, individual.
Question: What’s my favorite fetish?
Answer: "Going Under" by Evanescence
Analysis: Well, that's not too bad. If this had come a few songs later it would have been "Blow the Man Down."
Answer: "Burden in my Hand" by Soundgarden
Analysis: I see. This is not a terribly auspicious start. But my wounded feeling and I shall continue.
Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: "Across the Universe (remix)" by Rufus Wainwright
Analysis: Triumph! iTunes has informed me that I shall be universally happy! Or, alternatively, that I would only be capable of finding happiness on the other side of the universe. Hmmm.
Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: "Good Time" by Leroy
Analysis: Woohoo!!! You like, me. You really like me!
Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: "Champagne Supernova (Live)" by Oasis
Analysis: I got nothin'. No idea.
Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers
Analysis: My playlist is admonishing me for dwelling on such things, pointing out how trivial and unhealthy such thoughts are.
Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne
Analysis: While Stacy's Mom truly is a MILF I somehow doubt this. True, she has probably been around the block a few times and knows things that would make even the basest debaucher blow it inside a couple minutes, but I'd always feel like I was somehow doing the poor young man a grievous wrong.
Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: "Spoonman" by Soundgarden
Analysis: My playlist is trying to warp my fragile little mind with extraordinarily non-sensical answers
Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: "Fett's Vett" by MC Chris
Analysis: Apparently I will die while "Cruisin' Mos Espa in my 'Dellorian". And just so we're clear, Dellorian refers not to the car but to the armor often worn by Mandellorians.
Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: "How Come" by D12
Analysis: Because I asked nicely, you piece of shit!
Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day
Analysis: I am one sad, depressed, individual.
Question: What’s my favorite fetish?
Answer: "Going Under" by Evanescence
Analysis: Well, that's not too bad. If this had come a few songs later it would have been "Blow the Man Down."