Ummmm. I don't really know who this is, so I'm gonna say.....maybe? Let's go through the possibilities.
You are.... ...one of my LJ friends and are pissed because you either didn't make the list, or DID make the list and don't like the way you get offed. Answer to you your question: Yes, I most definitely AM trying to piss you off. Rationale Because you're a whiny bitch that is too lazy to sign in and too stupid to realize that I don't select the way you die. Although I AM, apparently, the cause of your death, so...... What can I say, dude? My bad.
You are.... ...a rando (again) who has taken some random offense to my trying to determine how exactly my friends will die so that I might stop it from happening. It is possible that the indignation that you feel stems from your having seen the eye-opening, inspirational, and deeply philosophical/metaphysical movie Final Destination, or, perhaps, Final Destination II: Even More Crap. Answer to you your question: No, I am not trying to piss you off. Rationale For how could I try and anger a man who's emotional outcry is really a thinly veiled desire to see me not spend my and my friend's last moments trying to evade that which cannot be avoided? Bless you kind stranger, bless you.
You are.... ...a rando (again) who has taken offense at my response to my favorite color, "Kill Whitey." As such, you are either a.) wound too tight, b.) an insecure white man living in a predominantly black neighborhood, which could possibly also result in you being a.) and c.) a white supremacist. Answer to you your question: a.) yes. b.) Hell yes. c.) Burn in hell. Rationale a.) It's fun toying with stressed out people with no sense of humor. b.) Haha. Kill Whitey. c.) May God Almighty give you to Satan Al-Bad-Ass so that he might toy with your immortal soul and ream you up your immortal anus with his eternal phallus.
You are.... ...one of those people that gets all uppity at the most innocuous thing seeing slights where there were none. Answer to you your question: Yes. Rationale Because I like insulting people like you. You know, it's actually REALLY funny cuz I just had this conversation with your mother last night as I was taking her from behind while fondling your girlfriend as she complained that the only thing smaller than your intellect was your penis. It's weird how shit like that happens. Freaky.
You are.... ...really high and seeing things that aren't there. Answer to you your question: Have you ever checked out the back of a ten dollar bill....ON WEEEED?!?! Rationale Haha. Stoners are fun.
You are.... ...someone I didn't really mention here. Answer to you your question: Probably not. Rationale I don't care enough about you to put in the effort.
You are....
...one of my LJ friends and are pissed because you either didn't make the list, or DID make the list and don't like the way you get offed.
Answer to you your question:
Yes, I most definitely AM trying to piss you off.
Rationale
Because you're a whiny bitch that is too lazy to sign in and too stupid to realize that I don't select the way you die. Although I AM, apparently, the cause of your death, so...... What can I say, dude? My bad.
You are....
...a rando (again) who has taken some random offense to my trying to determine how exactly my friends will die so that I might stop it from happening. It is possible that the indignation that you feel stems from your having seen the eye-opening, inspirational, and deeply philosophical/metaphysical movie Final Destination, or, perhaps, Final Destination II: Even More Crap.
Answer to you your question:
No, I am not trying to piss you off.
Rationale
For how could I try and anger a man who's emotional outcry is really a thinly veiled desire to see me not spend my and my friend's last moments trying to evade that which cannot be avoided? Bless you kind stranger, bless you.
You are....
...a rando (again) who has taken offense at my response to my favorite color, "Kill Whitey." As such, you are either a.) wound too tight, b.) an insecure white man living in a predominantly black neighborhood, which could possibly also result in you being a.) and c.) a white supremacist.
Answer to you your question:
a.) yes.
b.) Hell yes.
c.) Burn in hell.
Rationale
a.) It's fun toying with stressed out people with no sense of humor.
b.) Haha. Kill Whitey.
c.) May God Almighty give you to Satan Al-Bad-Ass so that he might toy with your immortal soul and ream you up your immortal anus with his eternal phallus.
You are....
...one of those people that gets all uppity at the most innocuous thing seeing slights where there were none.
Answer to you your question:
Yes.
Rationale
Because I like insulting people like you. You know, it's actually REALLY funny cuz I just had this conversation with your mother last night as I was taking her from behind while fondling your girlfriend as she complained that the only thing smaller than your intellect was your penis. It's weird how shit like that happens. Freaky.
You are....
...really high and seeing things that aren't there.
Answer to you your question:
Have you ever checked out the back of a ten dollar bill....ON WEEEED?!?!
Rationale
Haha. Stoners are fun.
You are....
...someone I didn't really mention here.
Answer to you your question:
Probably not.
Rationale
I don't care enough about you to put in the effort.
So there you have it. A definite maybe.
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