Meme (snagged from nightshade_7976, et al.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Just the wife... :)
Note: I need to clarify this by saying, if I were single there is at least one or two that I would certainly consider dating. But casual sex? Not so much...
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm not picky
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
On the left side. I used to encroach on "not my side" quite a bit but less so lately.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Beef
5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke?
Nope
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
You mean I can get paid?!
7. Shower or bath?
I used to be the only person I knew who still took baths, but now I'm a convert.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
What?! It's sterile, and it's good for your feet!
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese, definitely
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I don't mind being dominated, ;)
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love all my friends...but I especially love my wife. :D
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Two in real life, but I have a short list so I basically know all of them, though some not quite as well as I should... :/
13. Love or money?
Love...
14. Credit cards or cash?
I love the feeling of whipping out a big roll of cash to pay for things. Cards are so impersonal, it seems to me
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Most of them at one time or another. I have a cousin, I'm surprised made it to aulthood and didn't end up in jail...
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Oooh! Room service!
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Ummm...Outside at Stacie's mother's house.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Depends on how much money.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
We used to go a lot when I was in Great Lakes... hmmph, Navy boys; whatever! lol
20. Ever been to a bar?
Quite a few times.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Not for anything *I* had done, but, yeah a couple of times (see #19)
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Helped, we'll say... ;)
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
I think there exist some people who think I have, but no.
24. Favorite drink?
Non-alcohol: Very Vanilla Silk Soymilk or Vanilla Coke, Alcohol: Bailey's or White Russian
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope. Oh! Cold porcelain and tile. Doesn't sound very comfortable
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Ewww!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A couple of times
29. Bought something from an adult store?
The wife was really responsible for what we got, so not really.. ;)
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Nope.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Stacie has some mild "R" pictures, but otherwise, no.
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
No, but I have a funny story about someone doing that in my vicinity...
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I don't think anybody's even going to read this, let alone repost it. Besides, I'm kind of at the tail end here; everyone's already done it...
Just the wife... :)
Note: I need to clarify this by saying, if I were single there is at least one or two that I would certainly consider dating. But casual sex? Not so much...
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm not picky
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
On the left side. I used to encroach on "not my side" quite a bit but less so lately.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Beef
5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke?
Nope
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
You mean I can get paid?!
7. Shower or bath?
I used to be the only person I knew who still took baths, but now I'm a convert.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
What?! It's sterile, and it's good for your feet!
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese, definitely
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I don't mind being dominated, ;)
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love all my friends...but I especially love my wife. :D
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Two in real life, but I have a short list so I basically know all of them, though some not quite as well as I should... :/
13. Love or money?
Love...
14. Credit cards or cash?
I love the feeling of whipping out a big roll of cash to pay for things. Cards are so impersonal, it seems to me
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Most of them at one time or another. I have a cousin, I'm surprised made it to aulthood and didn't end up in jail...
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Oooh! Room service!
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Ummm...Outside at Stacie's mother's house.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Depends on how much money.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
We used to go a lot when I was in Great Lakes... hmmph, Navy boys; whatever! lol
20. Ever been to a bar?
Quite a few times.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Not for anything *I* had done, but, yeah a couple of times (see #19)
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Helped, we'll say... ;)
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
I think there exist some people who think I have, but no.
24. Favorite drink?
Non-alcohol: Very Vanilla Silk Soymilk or Vanilla Coke, Alcohol: Bailey's or White Russian
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope. Oh! Cold porcelain and tile. Doesn't sound very comfortable
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Ewww!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A couple of times
29. Bought something from an adult store?
The wife was really responsible for what we got, so not really.. ;)
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Nope.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Stacie has some mild "R" pictures, but otherwise, no.
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
No, but I have a funny story about someone doing that in my vicinity...
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I don't think anybody's even going to read this, let alone repost it. Besides, I'm kind of at the tail end here; everyone's already done it...