Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I caught a purse-snatcher who stole goatee4ever's purse (30 points). In October I helped starz3838 across the street (6 points). Last month I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Monday I put money in kargowolf's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I turned mirrion in for eating carbs (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (72 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
BPierce158
This is fucking funny. and it's all random.