Dear Penthouse
bpalanonymous,
Have you ever heard the phrase, "If you can't be a shining example, then be a cautionary tale?" Let me tell you about my cautionary tale re: TAL & specificity of ritual. Friends, I was highly specific in my Road Opener ritual, which helped me (I feel) land a fantastic internship. However, not so specific re: Glamour ritual. So, in the last few days, three boys I'm not into have tried to kiss me, culminating in tonight's awkward avoidance. Whereas the two boys I wouldn't mind groping holding hands with have tried nothing. Are they intimidated by my raw attractiveness? Have I outdone myself? Or is this a warning tale about the specificity of TALs? You decide. I'm going with the latter.
Love,
prettypinkkitty