An open letter to Montresor:
Oh Montresor!
*sighs*
Honestly, I felt drawn to you. It wasn't because of 'The Cask of Amontillado' though I do love that story. It was the black fruit and vanilla oaken notes that Beth decided to infuse you with. But yet I worried because people said you were boozy. And I'm not a huge, huge fan of boozy.
But Montresor, you are not boozy. Not on me. *sniffs wrist* You are fruity and lovely with a hint of vanilla around the edges. At first you are so bright and fruity you almost smell like passionfruit or melons. But you soften up and become cherries and grapes and *wine*, but not booze. You smell like a lovely Shiraz with hints of vanilla and a woody aftertaste. And then as you dry, you become a soft, warm vanilla that's not overpowering at all.
Montresor...
I think I love you.
Signed,
Me
PS: Your fellow companion, the Tell-Tale Heart, is lovely as well. I just wish the cocoa lasted longer and didn't bring out the vetiver so much.
PPS: I am eagerly awaiting my delivery of the entire Perverse Parcel tomorrow. I hope your breathern give me just as much happiness as you.
PPSS: Montresor, I definitely love you! Have my babies?
*sighs*
Honestly, I felt drawn to you. It wasn't because of 'The Cask of Amontillado' though I do love that story. It was the black fruit and vanilla oaken notes that Beth decided to infuse you with. But yet I worried because people said you were boozy. And I'm not a huge, huge fan of boozy.
But Montresor, you are not boozy. Not on me. *sniffs wrist* You are fruity and lovely with a hint of vanilla around the edges. At first you are so bright and fruity you almost smell like passionfruit or melons. But you soften up and become cherries and grapes and *wine*, but not booze. You smell like a lovely Shiraz with hints of vanilla and a woody aftertaste. And then as you dry, you become a soft, warm vanilla that's not overpowering at all.
Montresor...
I think I love you.
Signed,
Me
PS: Your fellow companion, the Tell-Tale Heart, is lovely as well. I just wish the cocoa lasted longer and didn't bring out the vetiver so much.
PPS: I am eagerly awaiting my delivery of the entire Perverse Parcel tomorrow. I hope your breathern give me just as much happiness as you.
PPSS: Montresor, I definitely love you! Have my babies?