Too late...
Me: Sniff me! Sniff! (Shoves wrist in boyfriends face)
Him: Oooh. That's nice. Which one is that?
Me: (sniffs) Erm. Well. That bit's Harlot, and theres a teeny smidge of Persephone over there...and, oh! Got Othello on this wrist! (shows other wrist to boyfriend)
Him: You're wearing three at the same time?!
Me: ...well, Persephone wore off really quickly...and Othello had rose in it already...
Him: (Gives me the "You're crazy. I'm in love with a crazy woman. Oh god." look and just walks away.)
Me: I'm not an addict!
Him: Sure, hon.
Me: I'm not!!
Him: I believe you.
Him: Oooh. That's nice. Which one is that?
Me: (sniffs) Erm. Well. That bit's Harlot, and theres a teeny smidge of Persephone over there...and, oh! Got Othello on this wrist! (shows other wrist to boyfriend)
Him: You're wearing three at the same time?!
Me: ...well, Persephone wore off really quickly...and Othello had rose in it already...
Him: (Gives me the "You're crazy. I'm in love with a crazy woman. Oh god." look and just walks away.)
Me: I'm not an addict!
Him: Sure, hon.
Me: I'm not!!
Him: I believe you.