The tragedy unfolded in slow motion....
It wasn't just that I was at work.
It wasn't just that an entire imp squirted out of my butterfingers and sprayed over the desk.
It wasn't just that it got my papers and reference books as well as the desktop, the keyboard, and my cloth chair...
It's that it was one of my favorites.
It's that it was Badger.
And now?
My workplace is nothing but BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER....
It wasn't just that an entire imp squirted out of my butterfingers and sprayed over the desk.
It wasn't just that it got my papers and reference books as well as the desktop, the keyboard, and my cloth chair...
It's that it was one of my favorites.
It's that it was Badger.
And now?
My workplace is nothing but BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER....