TADers Vignettes: 'Captain Legolas and the Pirates'
I blame Elb for this, or rather I blame Patrick O'Brian. It's entirely down to reading books about sailing and sailors. I mean this Vignette contains words such as 'larboard', 'bosun' and 'salt beef', for goodness sake
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the barest wisp of silver just disappearing through the open doorway.
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Why is there no Hottie Hot Legolas in those tight white breeches and stockings and naval uniforms, HMMMM? I AM DISAPPOINTED.
It said much that while the crowning glory of Ecthelion's achievement in the campaign was to tell the French to invade Russia, Legolas's lasting legacy on the war would be his advice to Nelson regarding a sorry little stretch of water called 'Trafalgar.' To this day Ecthelion would stil bridle at the mention of it and insist on calling Trafalgar Square in London 'King William the Fourth's Square' (to which everyone said he was 'anally retentive prick', and by 'everyone' I mean 'Elladan', of course).
One of favourite paragraphs in all of TADers. SRSLY. XD
When once it was clear that Falle was as near to his old self as he was ever likely to be until Elb finally returned to him (if she returned, but no one ever dared say that 'if' anywhere within Falle's earshot, though he himself was painfully aware she might not return from the West and even if she did might not feel the same)
*SNIFFLE* *HUGS AND ADORES FALLE*
The F-Gang. They rule. Need I say more?
Never upset a warrior ellon, or if you ever unfortunate enough to meet one, never EVER suggest that you are going to bugger him over the biscuit barrel and then let your friends do the same. You might not have time to live to regret it.
*ADORES AND ROFLMAO AND HUZZAH!* XD
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Ah, Legolas as Navy Captain has to be saved for the TADer/Aubreyad crossover. Naked swimming Glorfindel, Stephen challenging Rhimlath... Oh and I reckon Rhimlath WOULD choose pistols because he's an arrogant enough arse that he'd reckon he could do it ("How damn difficult can it be? If I can fire a bow I can shoot one of these contraptions... Oh, stop fussing, Haldir!") :P *snigger*
*plots, precioussss*
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