me muero de la angustia
Back again at a different cyber-cafe in the heart of South America (literally) to write some more.
I am currently enrolled in a vocational course for advanced electric bass here in the Milan Conservatory. That is certainly good times. However, all the musical terms in spanish confuse me so. And they dont use letters for notes! They use the Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Si system! WTF!!!
But thats fine, because I obtain a certificate at the end of the course. So now my band can charge crazy amounts of money for our shows since we will be "professional".
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In the meantime, I will have you know that I am quite upset by those conservative buffoons out there that think I am metrosexual. I mean, seriously, lets take it down a notch.
First off, a metrosexual is an urban male. I live in the suburbs in case you have not noticed. Otherwise I wouldnt attend Wootton HS. So duh on you.
Second, I am not well-educated. I dont even have a high school diploma for joshs sake! Think about it. Metrosexuals have fancy college degrees.
Third, they are usually bachelors who dont live with their parents. I am a minor, and my parents own the house I live in, you incongruous fools!
Fourth, I do not follow fashion like metrosexuals do. The pants I am wearing right now are 2 years old. Thats 8 SEASONS AGO!!! A metrosexual would not be caught dead wearing these. Okay?
Fifth and last point, I use shampoo and conditioner in one bottle, not in two different bottles like metrosexuals do. Thats just a waste of time. I mean, seriously.
That has been all, thanks for listening. Or reading, rather.
I am currently enrolled in a vocational course for advanced electric bass here in the Milan Conservatory. That is certainly good times. However, all the musical terms in spanish confuse me so. And they dont use letters for notes! They use the Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Si system! WTF!!!
But thats fine, because I obtain a certificate at the end of the course. So now my band can charge crazy amounts of money for our shows since we will be "professional".
###
In the meantime, I will have you know that I am quite upset by those conservative buffoons out there that think I am metrosexual. I mean, seriously, lets take it down a notch.
First off, a metrosexual is an urban male. I live in the suburbs in case you have not noticed. Otherwise I wouldnt attend Wootton HS. So duh on you.
Second, I am not well-educated. I dont even have a high school diploma for joshs sake! Think about it. Metrosexuals have fancy college degrees.
Third, they are usually bachelors who dont live with their parents. I am a minor, and my parents own the house I live in, you incongruous fools!
Fourth, I do not follow fashion like metrosexuals do. The pants I am wearing right now are 2 years old. Thats 8 SEASONS AGO!!! A metrosexual would not be caught dead wearing these. Okay?
Fifth and last point, I use shampoo and conditioner in one bottle, not in two different bottles like metrosexuals do. Thats just a waste of time. I mean, seriously.
That has been all, thanks for listening. Or reading, rather.