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Jan 22, 2005 23:37

I have been thinking recently... about what might you ask? actually, youre not asking yourself that. Youre thinking about moving on to your best friends new entry right next to mine. You douche. But ill tell you anyway.

If one day I woke up and everyone had turned into zombies, this would be my plan...
Right.
1) grab a long, thin piece of metal to whack zombies on head.
2) head out for my neighbors across the street (theyre republicans, so they own guns)
3) kill neighbors (theyre zombies at this point)
4) load gun and get car
5) drive away to the nearest military base
6) safe and sound with the big boys

As well, this one House in U of Michigan has a requirement that I found uber interesting. Once a year, each resident must deliver a one-hour lecture on a topic of their choice! Pick me, pick me! Wouldnt that be awesome? You can talk for an hour and people are forced to listen to you. I cant think of a more uncomfortable situation for someone. But it sounds kind of cool. I wouldnt mind trying that out.

Also, Ive come to find I have a moderately low self esteem. I always think people hate me or are planning to do horrible stuff to me when in fact its something totally different. Go figure.

Last, but not least. Second semester senior. Yeah, who gives a shit? Why must people make such a big fuss? Its the same thing. Its like people who celebrate anniversaries in the different months like a 9-month anniversary. NOOOO! Anniversary comes from the word annis in Latin! it means YEAR!!! Gosh darn it dont be so damn ridiculous.

Allright, Im out. Now you can go on to your friends entry. Your still a douche though.
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