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[boywholives]

Draco...you're...home...

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[dracolicious]

Feeding the hordes of ungrateful Order fools who tramp through my house at all hours every day of my life!

[boywholives]

We were hungry and-

[dracolicious]

And you decided to buy food for dozens of people you barely know?

[jaildawg]

We're hardly strangers.

[lykos_alpha]

Stay out of this, Padfoot.

Come on, everyone. Out we go, out we go.

[dracolicious]

Oh, forgive me. I must have mistaken you for one of the many stragglers occupying my home.

I say, who is that man rifling through my cupboards?

[jaildawg]

That'd be Fletcher.

LET'S GO, DUNG.

[boywholives]

Wait-

Accio Silver!

Thieving bastard-

[dracolicious]

. . . You've got to be kidding me! Potter, you let common criminals into this house!

[boywholives]

It's just Mundungus - everyone knows he steals. I was prepared!

[dracolicious]

He ought to be locked up for repeated efforts to relieve upstanding citizens of their property, then, not allowed to affiliate himself with the Order! I want the wards changed right now, before that delinquent can come back in the night to finish the job!

[boywholives]

Fletcher doesn't have access through the wards - he was only here because I let him in. I'm not as stupid as you think I am.

[dracolicious]

That remains to be seen.

[boywholives]

Oh, funny ha ha - more Harry's so stupid comments. Big surprise there. Put that on my gravestone. Will save you from ever having to visit and repeat it.

[dracolicious]

It was stupid to turn our safe haven into a war bunker. You didn't notice or care that your family was unhappy with the change.

[boywholives]

War bunker?

That isn't-

That's not-

Christ, Draco, you can be so damn...damn...pigheaded sometimes!