thing i stole from kari and started forever ago.
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
1) like a mop and a broom no one wants a thankless job.
2) that was the speech? it was dumb! it was obvious! it was pointless! it was...short.... I LOVED IT!
3) Not for nothing, but when a girl is going down on me I let her know where to go and what the status is. you got to handle it like CNN or the Weather Channel: constant updates.
4) I'm sorry. I know it's hard to concentrate when you're surrounded by so many things you could kill me with. Like this axe I saw you looking at. Take it. Please, it's yours. Come on. I'd go for the neck, but I'm not the brain surgeon.
5) How did you know I was bluffing? didn't do any of my tells. I didn't shuffle my cards. I didn't pull my hair. I didn't even flick my teeth.
You held your breathe. If you'd been excited, you would have started breathing harder.
6) I never told him to stay out of your bed. I told him a player on a streak has to respect the streak. You know why? Because they don't happen very often. If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid or because you're not getting laid or because you wear women's underwear then you are! And you should know that.
7) That night? On the phone? I'm pregnant.
Are you sure it was me?
I don't know, I made a lot of calls that night.
8) What's hanging in that museum? My soul? No, it's my face.
9) Hey, what did you end up doing with that dog we kidnapped?
I killed him and ate him!
10) I'm going home to sleep with my wife.
11) you look offended by the song, but if you really listen, it's not really vulgar. it's about a guy, he's in love. and ya know, he's saying "pop the pussy" but it's a metaphor for like, "i want to hug you" "pop the pussy. hug me, hug me, hug me, hug me, hug me it's not about fucking. it's about taking a relationship to another level...so we should listen to the whole thing so you know the story.
12) Are you doing something sexual?
Does this look sexual to you?
13) Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here.
14) I once caught a fish thiiiiis biiiiig.
15) I'm not Monique's mother. Angela Lansbury's Munique's mother. Shelley Winter's Unique's mother. Sean Connery's Unique's mother. I take that back. Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend. He's 300 years old, but he's still a stud.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
1) like a mop and a broom no one wants a thankless job.
2) that was the speech? it was dumb! it was obvious! it was pointless! it was...short.... I LOVED IT!
3) Not for nothing, but when a girl is going down on me I let her know where to go and what the status is. you got to handle it like CNN or the Weather Channel: constant updates.
4) I'm sorry. I know it's hard to concentrate when you're surrounded by so many things you could kill me with. Like this axe I saw you looking at. Take it. Please, it's yours. Come on. I'd go for the neck, but I'm not the brain surgeon.
5) How did you know I was bluffing? didn't do any of my tells. I didn't shuffle my cards. I didn't pull my hair. I didn't even flick my teeth.
You held your breathe. If you'd been excited, you would have started breathing harder.
6) I never told him to stay out of your bed. I told him a player on a streak has to respect the streak. You know why? Because they don't happen very often. If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid or because you're not getting laid or because you wear women's underwear then you are! And you should know that.
7) That night? On the phone? I'm pregnant.
Are you sure it was me?
I don't know, I made a lot of calls that night.
8) What's hanging in that museum? My soul? No, it's my face.
9) Hey, what did you end up doing with that dog we kidnapped?
I killed him and ate him!
10) I'm going home to sleep with my wife.
11) you look offended by the song, but if you really listen, it's not really vulgar. it's about a guy, he's in love. and ya know, he's saying "pop the pussy" but it's a metaphor for like, "i want to hug you" "pop the pussy. hug me, hug me, hug me, hug me, hug me it's not about fucking. it's about taking a relationship to another level...so we should listen to the whole thing so you know the story.
12) Are you doing something sexual?
Does this look sexual to you?
13) Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here.
14) I once caught a fish thiiiiis biiiiig.
15) I'm not Monique's mother. Angela Lansbury's Munique's mother. Shelley Winter's Unique's mother. Sean Connery's Unique's mother. I take that back. Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend. He's 300 years old, but he's still a stud.