I awake
My new lj is awesome. Thanks to Keli <3<3<3
I wanted to backtrack a little and type up my friday night so I have some meaty info on my page >:D
My roomie Tyler and I went out to rock the pregame at some girl's house. He decimated around 9 beer bongs and other varied beers within an hour (that big stupid drunk)
So I took him along to the next party I was going to which happened to be serving harder drinks (i.e. Vodka, Jack D, etc) and in his drunken stupor, my poor chum Tyler made out a little too hard with Jim Bean in the closet ;)
I eventually dumped him and went off to another party with KELI <3<3 and when I got back home around 3:30am, there was Tyler, passed out on the bathroom floor. What a champ...
So i put him in bed and gave him water, which he then puked up with the rest of his dinner, lunch, and porbably breakfast bar. He puked on himself, then his bed, then the floor, and finally on himself again before sprinting to the bathroom. That dickhead!
So I spent the night cleaning up his puke for the sake of MY room being livable, wearing a totally sweet t-shirt ninja mask all the while.
But when I thought the fruits of my labor would never ripen, I recieved a package from Tyler's mommy..and what was in it you ask? COOKIES!
I fucking love cookies, so this was totally bitchin. <3 Tyler's mom
not to mention the fact that she sent me 60+ of the things. God damn she rules.
~fin
I wanted to backtrack a little and type up my friday night so I have some meaty info on my page >:D
My roomie Tyler and I went out to rock the pregame at some girl's house. He decimated around 9 beer bongs and other varied beers within an hour (that big stupid drunk)
So I took him along to the next party I was going to which happened to be serving harder drinks (i.e. Vodka, Jack D, etc) and in his drunken stupor, my poor chum Tyler made out a little too hard with Jim Bean in the closet ;)
I eventually dumped him and went off to another party with KELI <3<3 and when I got back home around 3:30am, there was Tyler, passed out on the bathroom floor. What a champ...
So i put him in bed and gave him water, which he then puked up with the rest of his dinner, lunch, and porbably breakfast bar. He puked on himself, then his bed, then the floor, and finally on himself again before sprinting to the bathroom. That dickhead!
So I spent the night cleaning up his puke for the sake of MY room being livable, wearing a totally sweet t-shirt ninja mask all the while.
But when I thought the fruits of my labor would never ripen, I recieved a package from Tyler's mommy..and what was in it you ask? COOKIES!
I fucking love cookies, so this was totally bitchin. <3 Tyler's mom
not to mention the fact that she sent me 60+ of the things. God damn she rules.
~fin