Because we used to post this stuff all the time...
- Husband!
- Wife!
- What are you doing? You do not call. You do not write. You no longer love me?
- Nope. I found this really sexy stapler. We're running off together to Office Depot.
- I'm so sad. What's the bitch's name?
- Swingline. Sexy, right?
- Totes.
- *kiss* But don't worry, we're going to be poly, so I can still be with you and she can finally give in to her lust for post-it notes.
- Dork.
- Wife!
- What are you doing? You do not call. You do not write. You no longer love me?
- Nope. I found this really sexy stapler. We're running off together to Office Depot.
- I'm so sad. What's the bitch's name?
- Swingline. Sexy, right?
- Totes.
- *kiss* But don't worry, we're going to be poly, so I can still be with you and she can finally give in to her lust for post-it notes.
- Dork.