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I HATE A RETARDED FROG, BECAUSE I HATE RUSSIANS
**Pick the month you were born in***********
January: I was raped by
February: I hate
March: I ate pizza with
April: I love
May: I masterbated 2 pictures of
June: i get mad when i see
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I made a porno with
September: I kissed
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I did
********Pick the date of your birthday*********
1: A cop
2: The Colts
3: Mi Mom
4: The Village People
5: Mi Cousin
6: The mailman
7: Jessica Simpson
8: Some Random Chick
9: Quagmire
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: Mi Dog Skippy
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Lesbian
15: John Stamos
16: Your Mom
17: Britney Spears
18: A DVD Player
19: This Farmer
20: A Pile of Dog Shit
21: A Pimp Gangsta
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: Ludacris
24: AC/DC
25: Hilary Duff
26: Mi Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Napoleon Dynamite
31: A Zombie
*********Pick the First Letter of Your Name**********
A: Because I got high
B: Because I like taco bell
C: Because I'm kool like that
D: Because no one likes me
E: Because I was drunk
F: Because my mom told me 2
G: Because I hate Russians
H: Because I wanted to biznatch
I: Because I am gay
J: Because I'm a ninja
K: Because I had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because I had too much vodka
N: Because I'm mentally ill
O: Because I'm the koolest person ever
P: Because I ate shellfish
Q: Because I just had breakfast
R: Because I'm horny
S: Because I'm thinkin Arby's
T: Because I'm gangsta
U: Because I dont like mint ice cream
V: Because I love waffles
W: Because I'm a dirty mexican
X: Because I have a first name that starts with an X
Y: Because I'm blonde
Z: Because I have a third nipple
REPOST with the title of whatever your statement turns out to be...
..well, you know ;)
gi
**Pick the month you were born in***********
January: I was raped by
February: I hate
March: I ate pizza with
April: I love
May: I masterbated 2 pictures of
June: i get mad when i see
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I made a porno with
September: I kissed
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I did
********Pick the date of your birthday*********
1: A cop
2: The Colts
3: Mi Mom
4: The Village People
5: Mi Cousin
6: The mailman
7: Jessica Simpson
8: Some Random Chick
9: Quagmire
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: Mi Dog Skippy
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Lesbian
15: John Stamos
16: Your Mom
17: Britney Spears
18: A DVD Player
19: This Farmer
20: A Pile of Dog Shit
21: A Pimp Gangsta
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: Ludacris
24: AC/DC
25: Hilary Duff
26: Mi Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Napoleon Dynamite
31: A Zombie
*********Pick the First Letter of Your Name**********
A: Because I got high
B: Because I like taco bell
C: Because I'm kool like that
D: Because no one likes me
E: Because I was drunk
F: Because my mom told me 2
G: Because I hate Russians
H: Because I wanted to biznatch
I: Because I am gay
J: Because I'm a ninja
K: Because I had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because I had too much vodka
N: Because I'm mentally ill
O: Because I'm the koolest person ever
P: Because I ate shellfish
Q: Because I just had breakfast
R: Because I'm horny
S: Because I'm thinkin Arby's
T: Because I'm gangsta
U: Because I dont like mint ice cream
V: Because I love waffles
W: Because I'm a dirty mexican
X: Because I have a first name that starts with an X
Y: Because I'm blonde
Z: Because I have a third nipple
REPOST with the title of whatever your statement turns out to be...
..well, you know ;)
gi