Oh come on have some fun you square!
I went to the Halo Bar last night with a friend of mine. We were having a pretty good time just sitting drinking some beers. After a while though, my friend's "find a mate" light went on and he got up and started booty dancin' with some girls. Now I've been known to bust a move in my day, but this scene just reminded me too much of a certain Saturday Night Live skit, and I wasn't feelin' it. My friend kept looking over at me like, "what's wrong, come on out here and dance with these killer babes!"
I feel like my dancing is probably something that shouldn't be unleashed when I'm trying to make friends.
So I went home.
Now for the good stuff:
A little boy with a speech impediment is out on Halloween, dressed up as a pirate. At one house a man answers the door and exclaims, "Oh how cute, you're dressed as a pirate! And where are your Buccaneers?"
So the boy says, "On the side of my Buccan-head."
I feel like my dancing is probably something that shouldn't be unleashed when I'm trying to make friends.
So I went home.
Now for the good stuff:
A little boy with a speech impediment is out on Halloween, dressed up as a pirate. At one house a man answers the door and exclaims, "Oh how cute, you're dressed as a pirate! And where are your Buccaneers?"
So the boy says, "On the side of my Buccan-head."