Haha...

Aug 18, 2004 14:13

My aunt's friend ( I moved to my aunt's) has a daughter thats gonna be 16 soon. She said some thing, "like,omg,like, like like like, you know, like, my daughter?" "No...what about her..." "Like, like, like, she's never had a boyfriend and like, like, omg i ythink youd be perfect for her!" "Ah....that's nice, i guess..." "OMG like, shes gonna be having her sweet sixteen soon, so like, id love it, and im sure she would too, if you went there as her mate" "er.... [hahaha, she said mate] sorry, but i dont even know her" "omg, thts like no prblem, cuz like, omg, we could go to my house right now and you could meet her" "No, than..-" "awww, how cute, your daughter's gonna like my nephew, how cute!" "but, no thanks, rea-" "Let's go right now!" ---I got dragged to that lady's house.. and on the way over she said that she wanted to put the girl in Weightwatchers meeting, so i was expecting the worse, haha--- "Ok, here we are... omg like, Dorian (thats her name.. i know, wtf?" he's like the perfect boy for you, like its a match made in heaven!!!" -Girl smiles thinking shell get something from me - "look, i wanna go back; i barely met this girl and you're already trying to hook us up, damnit. take me back." "awww, how cute, he has a little bit of an attitude!! ill let you two talk now" ---silence in the room for about four minutes--- "Uh, hi [grins] so whats your name, Kyle?" "........... why do you ask my name if you already know it......" "oops, i- i- i-" "wait a minute...that means your mom was planning to hook me up with you... your mom's sick, you can tell now" "I know, but like, like, like-" "why do you people say like and omg so much....?" "w/e but like, like, like, will you be my one and only dance partner at my sweet sixteen?????" "Ok...ill say this one more time, but thats it.... I barely know you and i dont want anything to do with you under these circumstances, ok? good bye" ---i left room--- "aww,, im sorry you guys didnt connect, but im sure you will once school starts, since she's gonna go to your aschool? omg, like, you guys should like, i dunno like, like, like, hang out!" ---then she finally let it go and took me home--- And thats pretty much it, but now my aunt wants to make me "appear" as her guy just for her sweet 16... so i guess that sucks, and if shes going to my new school, i bet shell be following me around. I dont care if i have to be by myself, id rather be so than hanging out with her.. And with that, i conclude that the people over here are much strange and they say the words "omg" and "like" qwaaaay too much. Day 2, and its barely 2:35 pm.
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