Being pitiful helps no one

[boy_who_lives]

I woke up this morning with a raging headache, and I realized that it's been two days since I've last woken up. or eaten. Or even lived for that matter. And it makes me feel odd. And smelly. And old. Where the fuck is Draco when I need him. I swear to bloody Merlin if he's still in that damned greenhouse, I'll kick his stupid arse for not checking on me.

I'm even more pissed at Sirius at the moment. He thinks he can keep a collar around me. Damnit, why can't he just be a normal boyfriend to Remus? Shit. Damnit.

I'm hungry.

Someone come feed me.