I know I promised a Dexter megapost a while back, but I'm still working on it. So for now, here's some boy touching with Alton Brown and Daniel Pettrow from Good Eats. AB and Chuck, Pettrow's character, have apparently never heard of personal space. Sure, I'm taking it out of context, but that's the fun part.
Not dial-up friendly, probably. I went a little cap-happy.