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Feb 04, 2010 21:46

[Sakon is sitting on the windowsill, all bundled up with a mug of what you can assume is tea. It's actually hot water since Sakky's rationing his supplies.]

It's really piling up out there. It's going to make hunting for supplies even more difficult, especially with the shortage.

We should be able to make it through until spring though if we're careful.

Ukon says he has a few suggestions for when supplies get low, having come from a rural town in the Meiji era.

[And cue the puppet coming onto the screen, artfully manipulated by Sakon. It's hard to tell if the thing is alive or not.]



Yo everyone! Ukon-sama, child puppet masterpiece of the Meiji era here to tell it like it is! Yer all in deep it seems. Lucky for me I don't gotta eat and hog all your food, ha!

Ukon, this is really not the time to boast.


Yeah, yeah, I hear ya. Sheesh, they surgically remove your sense of humour as a kid or something Sakky?

Anyway, few things you gotta remember when food gets short and it's cold.
1. Don't waste yer energy! Running around in a panic is just gonna make ya more hungry. Save that energy for scavenging and hunting. Sakky made some instructions on how to build a kotatsu here so that's a good way of staying warm without having to be constantly on the move.

2. Eat the stuff that goes off first. You're all lucky you have these cans. In my day we didn't have stuff like this! Kids these days with their preservatives and freeze drying and their playstations and nintendos and tentacle porn...

3. Share! Y'all gotta work together. There's a difference between stocking up and hoarding. Yer all in the same boat.

So yeah! Those're some tips for gettin' through this.

That was very informative. I think.

Whaddya mean 'I think'? ya big jerk? Fine! Final tip from Ukon-sama! You can make like me and the bears and hibernate 'till spring! Good luck dealing with people on your own Sakky! Hmph!

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