Aug 22, 2009 23:54
Hey... hey, Sakky, hold it closer. C'mon, I wanna talk into it! Gimme it!
[There's a sound as Ukon fumbles for the comm]
This thing on? Hello? The light blinkin' means it's on, right? Right! That's the 'On' switcheroo thing!
Ha! Alright y'all! Sakky got his chip out a little while back and now that he's done pukin' his guts out thought it didn't take that long last time. Damn... I got some good news for ya!
Ukon-sama is back! For those of you who don't know who I am, I'm gonna fill you in, so listen up! I'm Ukon! Masterpiece child puppet of the Meiji era created by the master himself Unosuke Koizumi and doncha all forget it!
Sakky and me, we're partners. Well, it's more like I run the show, since this useless guy can't even shake a girl's hand without road maps and diagrams. And to whoever put up those damn charms, I oughta pop you one right in the damn kisser! Geez! Tryin' to make my big comeback and some idiot's gotta cramp my style!
[It switches to video and yes, that is a red-headed puppet with very... life-life facial features waving at the comm. Sakon is slightly to the left of him, looking impartial.]
Oh yeah! Nill-chan! Niiiill-chan! How ya doing? Did ya miss me? You're okay right?
it... talks?,
possessed toy,
ukon post,
lol ventriloquism.