Dec 09, 2008 12:34
This is the last straw.
The library is covered in the stuff, and I have no desire to kiss utter strangers. I have no desire to kiss anyone at all, frankly. Unsanitary.
If you're hoping to avoid the mistletoe, the library is the last place you'd like to be.
If you have any need of books, keep your distance, as it seems I can't go more than a yard without being below the mistletoe.
Shucks Sakky, doncha worry. No one's gonna wanna smooch a useless guy like you.
Good.
A handsome fella like me on the other hand, well. I ain't gonna mind getting caught under the mistletoe with a few cute girls.
Fine.
God, yer inna heckuva mood.
fucking mistletoe,
germs,
the library has been vandalized,
unsanitary apes,
ew cooties