Pick 3 characters, and have them answer the following questions accordingly. (They may be original characters or not):
1.
makebattleships 2.
haltedshowers 3.
utile_italia 1. Number one, what was your childhood like?
Well. . .it was long and seemed to start rather suddenly. I suppose all nations childhoods are like that. It was rather confusing, as well. Things happened to me and I couldn't explain them until a while later my brother told me I had been the Confederation of the Rhine at the time. As any nations like was, it was full of ups and downs.
2. Character number three, if you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
Maybe I wouldn't have been so weak or lazy all the time. . . . Or maybe my economy wouldn't be so bad. . . .
3. Number two, would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?
Well, that's a difficult question. I'm already immortal, first off, but if I were immortal and eternally miserable my people would be too. . .but if I was mortal and peaceful. . .someone else could take my place, hopefully be happy. . .but I'm used to being a nation and, even though the hard times, its not such a bad thing. I'm not sure.
4. Say, character number three, how much do you weigh?
Mm. . .I dunno! I'm a pretty big landmass so--oh, you mean me physically! Ve. . .I dunno. I haven't checked, recently.
5. Have you ever loved and lost, number one? I'll bet it was your fault, wasn't it? Tsk tsk...
What!? No, it wasn't my fault! She was human and she was already sick. . .Bruder said that, anyway. . . .
6. Oh, no character two! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)
I can take care of this myself. Who would, sanely, hold a store at gunpoint when a nation is in it? However I'm not exactly at liberty to just. . .take care of it. So I'd call the police and stall for time.
7. Number Three, tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.
What's a "Yo Momma" joke?
8. Who is the one person you cannot live without, character number one? Why?
My brother. As my dominant state he takes care of me and he brought the german states together as this empire that is me.
Technically I could but then I'd have to be something else entirely. And I might live with. . .France. [disgusted face]
9. Hey, number two, tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets. To make you feel better, I'll tell one of mine: I don't have any deep, dark secrets.
Wha--I have nothing to tell you!
10. All characters: What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones?
Battleships: I listen to all sorts of music. There are a lot of changes going on in my house so I'm interested in many different things. In addition, I play the cello.
Halted: Everything is the same as my younger self, just without the changes. However I often listen to Neue Deutsche Härte and Metal. I still play the cello, from time to time.
Utile: I listen to lots of things, too! But I especially like folk music, opera, classics, and jazz! Although, Germany doesn't like when I listen to it. . . . I can play guitar, and I sing well, too!
11. What is the most annoying thing in the world, character one?
I've not experienced every annoying thing the world has to offer, so I couldn't tell you.
12. Finish the statement, number three: Art is...
a beautiful thing and a wonderful way to express yourself!
12. Finish the statement, number two: People are...
those who determine many things about a nation.
13. Finish the statement, number one: Imagination...
is. . .is. . .something I'm rather lacking in, at the moment.
14. All characters: Out of the three of you, who is the most outgoing? Reserved? Humorous? Stinky?
Halted: Italy is most outgoing. My younger self is the most reserved. . .Italy is the most humorous. . .none of us are the last one.
Utile: But, Captain didn't chose any for himself!
Battleships: But he's rather correct, is he not?
Utile: I guess. . . .
15. Quick, Number three! Write a poem!
On my own I have so little will
With Captain around I can surely fight
If I fight, I can win; if I win, we can win together
And the world will be ours to make right.
16. What is your favorite word, number one?
Ah--uhm. . .I'm not sure. Perhaps "Arbeit"? Or "Reich". . . .
17. Character number three, what is one weird thing that you can do? (i.e. wiggle your ears, fold your tongue, play 'amazing grace' with your armpit...)
I can get aroused if you touch my curl, does that count as weird? Ve. . .I dunno! I can make my curl different shapes without touching it! Although that usually happens on its own. . . .
18. Speak any other languages, Number Two?
German, English, French, and a little Italian.
19. Pick, number two: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.
. . .What? Canned peas. I. . .don't like the way asparagus tastes, although its good for you.
20. What scares you the most, character three?
Th-the enemy is scary sometimes! And Germany gets really scary, too! R-Russia's scary and. . .but if Germany's around things aren't so bad!
21. All characters: What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?
Battleships: I'm sure that anything they want to know they can read in a history book.
Halted: Not a Nazi.
Utile: I'm not as useless as I used to be! I need a chance too!
Well, that was fun. =3= Now I have a lot more tags to do. Like. . .8. Fuck.