Scandal-free day 2
I'm beginning to think I've lost my touch. NOT THAT I AM COMPLAINING! ::fearful glance at god::
Yesterday nothing happened. I kicked ass on my bio lab report. Tadaa. I was worried that I would have nothing to tell Tjark about, so Juanjo pointed out that today was the first day my ex-boyfriend (Juanjo), the rabid horny chihuahua, and I all saw eachother together. But as no one killed anyone, and I just sent Juanjo Help-Me eyes, and the chihuahua slunk away quickly, this hardly counts as a scandal. That night when Tjark got home we talked about my fucked-up relationships (he had thought TOM was the one who was now Julian's boyfriend???? I almost died.) He demanded pictures. Finding pix of Tom involved opening The Ex-File (that's what the folder's called, i almost couldn;t find it it's hidden so deep) and accidentally seeing the radioactive grub with fur or whatever Julian called it. i screamed, THAT'S A PENIS, cringed, and seriously not to throw up, and then told Tjark about the other sorts of media tom had sent me, which none of us really wanted to see. Then I showed pix of Theo and Julian and we discussed their relationship and he called me "so cute." Then I went to sleep.
Today, scandal-free yet again. Made that crazy maid show me where she hid my cereal. (Who the hell who is less than 5 feet tall puts basic essential food products like cereal on a shelf that even my 6'5 housemate needs chair to access???) Rode the bus home. Am sweaty and smoke-filled. Prabably 5 or 6 years closer to lung cancer. Discovered I am out of peach yogurt and nearly out of quesadilla-making queso. This is a travesty that will be remedied immediately.
Ale has tix to some theater thing or something, I need to be ready in 45 minutes. Oops. Not going to happen. Tjark me abandonara OTRA VEZ manana, y vamos a salir hoy en la noche para despedirnos.
Yesterday nothing happened. I kicked ass on my bio lab report. Tadaa. I was worried that I would have nothing to tell Tjark about, so Juanjo pointed out that today was the first day my ex-boyfriend (Juanjo), the rabid horny chihuahua, and I all saw eachother together. But as no one killed anyone, and I just sent Juanjo Help-Me eyes, and the chihuahua slunk away quickly, this hardly counts as a scandal. That night when Tjark got home we talked about my fucked-up relationships (he had thought TOM was the one who was now Julian's boyfriend???? I almost died.) He demanded pictures. Finding pix of Tom involved opening The Ex-File (that's what the folder's called, i almost couldn;t find it it's hidden so deep) and accidentally seeing the radioactive grub with fur or whatever Julian called it. i screamed, THAT'S A PENIS, cringed, and seriously not to throw up, and then told Tjark about the other sorts of media tom had sent me, which none of us really wanted to see. Then I showed pix of Theo and Julian and we discussed their relationship and he called me "so cute." Then I went to sleep.
Today, scandal-free yet again. Made that crazy maid show me where she hid my cereal. (Who the hell who is less than 5 feet tall puts basic essential food products like cereal on a shelf that even my 6'5 housemate needs chair to access???) Rode the bus home. Am sweaty and smoke-filled. Prabably 5 or 6 years closer to lung cancer. Discovered I am out of peach yogurt and nearly out of quesadilla-making queso. This is a travesty that will be remedied immediately.
Ale has tix to some theater thing or something, I need to be ready in 45 minutes. Oops. Not going to happen. Tjark me abandonara OTRA VEZ manana, y vamos a salir hoy en la noche para despedirnos.