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[boxmint]

I demand to be excused from cause and effect.

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[vschanoes]

Me too. Also, I demand the ability to go back and fix mistakes.

[boxmint]

I once wrote a note that said

To Whom it May Concern,

Please excuse Miss Boxmint from cause and effect today, as she is not feeling well.

Sincerely,
Someone Important.

so for you, we draft an early birthday card:

To: IT

We have determined that it is in the interests of this organization to expand Ms. Vschanoes's admin privileges. Please be advised that as of March 11 of this year, her past should no longer be read-only.

With best regards,
The Management.

[vschanoes]

Aw. Best birthday present ever.

Hey--I've got good news! Great news! News that will involve relocation to my once, future, and always hometown. But I'm loathe to specify it until all the papers are papered, or whatever else they need to be.

[boxmint]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(breathless with hope and excitement)

I've lost your phone number. Also I'm in the office. Otherwise there would be a ringing in your ears right this minute that wouldn't be no tintinnitus. May your papers be papered.

(Oh, speaking of which, I have a fantastic compliment for you on your trunk stories piece. Tell you when I talk to you next.)

[vschanoes]

OK, I've been looking and looking and I can't find your email address to send you my phone number! Email me at schanoes at sas dot upenn dot edu so I can send it!