Jun 19, 2006 17:51
I'm at another conference, gnawing my nails in preparation to give a keynote speech tomorrow--and
Guess WHAT?
I'm wearing the same dress as another girl at this here prom. Some other consultant, not with our firm, saw one of our senior analysts give a presentation in Cairo two weeks ago, snatched a heap of his slides, and delivered them today. I flipped through a printout of his slidepack, and was treated to the sight of the very same slides I plan to deliver tomorrow.
So I scooted over to the phone and said, "Senior Analyst, dear, in some fit of conviviality did you give our competitor permission to deliver my speech?" and he said, "No, indeed, I sure didn't."
Nonplussed, that's what I am. There isn't a damn thing I can do about it--his speech is delivered. We'll just have to hope I look cuter in that dress than he did.