People are a pain in the ass....
Last night I was having the weirdest dream where a dog was barking and barking and barking and barking...and then I realized it was our neighbor's basset hound standing in their backyard barking his head off.
When I looked out the window and saw the lights on in their house AT TWO O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING I nearly walked around the block to bang down their front door to ask them what in the hell was wrong with them. Instead in a very classy move, I threw the window open and screamed "SOMEONE SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP" out into the neighborhood. I swear I heard someone else mutter "thank you" before I slammed the window shut and went back to bed.
When I looked out the window and saw the lights on in their house AT TWO O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING I nearly walked around the block to bang down their front door to ask them what in the hell was wrong with them. Instead in a very classy move, I threw the window open and screamed "SOMEONE SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP" out into the neighborhood. I swear I heard someone else mutter "thank you" before I slammed the window shut and went back to bed.