Stroke me, in the car, on coke, with a knife.
What can I say about things except that it’s suddenly October; suddenly like downshifting from fifth to third and stalling on very busy motorway. Or realizing that the commercials on television with Keanu Reeves in them are for the final Matrix sequel. After that, there will be no more…How thoughtful of the film makers.
I listened only to the Darkness and the new Muse albums today. I had 4 Pez for lunch because I didn’t have time to eat while rescuing Danielle from her own toe. I was at the gym last night for a full hour. My mind is rather getting a little like a connect-the-dots without lines at the moment.
There are too many things I can think of right now to go and buy in an hour, so I have to resist and not buy a thing. It’s a slippery slope from one cd to three cd’s, a dvd and a couple of books, some magazines, and then maybe a couple of more cd’s.
Is Mountain Dew “Live Wire” really gone for good? Can someone let me know, it’s very important this products shelf-life be extended beyond the manufacturers proclamation of “Only available Summer 2003!” I feel they were earnest in meaning what they said, because it was an exclamation. Is there an online petition anyone knows of? This is by far my favorite bad drink, besides Mr. Pibb (which they do serve at Johnny Rockets on this East Coast) and Lucozade which I used to drink by the bucket because the bottles feel like Daleks and the thought of doing something obscene with one was always in the back of my mind because they’re rather thin (it’s kind of an anti-anna drink in an anna-licious bottle).
I can’t imagine that one person read all of this. If you did, let me know, because I seriously feel little reason to write much of anything on here anymore. I feel dumb putting up anything ‘creative’ because I can’t imagine who’d read that, and I do so little in life that I only update once a week, so I try to find some amusing way to sum up my thoughts, but maybe by Friday I’m just not that witty off the cuff. Does anyone write comedy? I used to write a lot of it, maybe I should put that on here instead of the typical bad poetry people stick on (no one I know does that, I promise). Great, now I want to rush out and buy the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy dvd’s because I’ve been putting it off for so long. With that, I’ll close by saying please, please, please masturbate in my face.
I listened only to the Darkness and the new Muse albums today. I had 4 Pez for lunch because I didn’t have time to eat while rescuing Danielle from her own toe. I was at the gym last night for a full hour. My mind is rather getting a little like a connect-the-dots without lines at the moment.
There are too many things I can think of right now to go and buy in an hour, so I have to resist and not buy a thing. It’s a slippery slope from one cd to three cd’s, a dvd and a couple of books, some magazines, and then maybe a couple of more cd’s.
Is Mountain Dew “Live Wire” really gone for good? Can someone let me know, it’s very important this products shelf-life be extended beyond the manufacturers proclamation of “Only available Summer 2003!” I feel they were earnest in meaning what they said, because it was an exclamation. Is there an online petition anyone knows of? This is by far my favorite bad drink, besides Mr. Pibb (which they do serve at Johnny Rockets on this East Coast) and Lucozade which I used to drink by the bucket because the bottles feel like Daleks and the thought of doing something obscene with one was always in the back of my mind because they’re rather thin (it’s kind of an anti-anna drink in an anna-licious bottle).
I can’t imagine that one person read all of this. If you did, let me know, because I seriously feel little reason to write much of anything on here anymore. I feel dumb putting up anything ‘creative’ because I can’t imagine who’d read that, and I do so little in life that I only update once a week, so I try to find some amusing way to sum up my thoughts, but maybe by Friday I’m just not that witty off the cuff. Does anyone write comedy? I used to write a lot of it, maybe I should put that on here instead of the typical bad poetry people stick on (no one I know does that, I promise). Great, now I want to rush out and buy the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy dvd’s because I’ve been putting it off for so long. With that, I’ll close by saying please, please, please masturbate in my face.